Unavoidable future (Bleach x Stand user Male reader)

Chapter 5: Tiger and parakeet

 " ": You talking

' ': You thinking

* *: Narrator/Voice-off

3rd person POV:

Shigeo: A cursed parakeet ?!

Guy: Uh-huh... All of his owners have had terrible luck and died. But he always ends up with someone else.

Shigeo: What ? And it ended up with you ?

Guy: Yeah... I'm, like, really scared now. Want him, Shigeo ?

Shigeo: Do I look stupid to you ?! Dork !

Guy: How 'bout you, Chad ? isn't he cute ?

Shigeo: Yeah, Chad likes cute things...

*SNAP*

From above them, an I-beam detached itself from the building

Shigeo: HOLY...

The beam was about to hit the group, but was stopped by Chad, directly using his body to do so, and it even bent upon the impact.

Guy: Ch... Chad ?! He caught it on his back ?!

Shigeo: Y-You okay, Chad ?! Unbelievable !!

Chad: Yeah, I'm fine.

Shigeo: Fine ?! You're bleeding, bro !!

Parakeet: Thanks for saving me. My name is Yûichi Shibata, what's yours ?

Shigeo: What... the heck... ? Dude, it's like he's really talking... like a person...

Chad: Y-Yasutaro Chad... I'm 17.

Shigeo: Woah ! Chad's interested now !

Guy: yeah, but still...

Your POV:

Ichigo: dude... There's not even a trace of that burn left.

Rukia: surprised ? Well, I DID have the best grades in my kidô class. Healing that wound was easy.

"Grades ? Is there something like a shinigami school ?"

Rukia: Hmm ? Something like that... Um, by the way, how do I drink this 'juice' thing ?

Ichigo: Huh ? Just poke the straw in it.

Rukia: straw ?

"The little thing that's attached to its side."

Mizuiro: Hey ?! Together again... You must be in love or something.

Ichigo: Mizuiro. You moron, does this look like love to you ?