WHY YOU SHOULD DATE ME

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Okay! So here is why im so awesome and you should date me!

1. I clean, cook, sew and like write and blog in my free time!

2. Im very awesome! I can play super mario bros in one run without dying! Fricking awesome!!

3. I speak a bunch of languages! Being in the army I learned a lot of language skills! My fav to speak are
German (duh)
English (cause it's fun)
French (pretty- ooh!)
Japanese (im from an anime)
Danish (cause it's easy)
Polish (also easy)
And K O R E A N-
No im kidding, I actually like Swedish because..I always think of the gummies and giggle in my head
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Russian is also easy but meh! Switching into Russian on command isn't as fun as switching to Polish but don't try to cuss people out in german because it's basically just fancy aggressive english and people usually catch on to what you're saying

4. Im faithful! Heck yeah!!

5. IM THE FRIGGIN BEST AT CLEANING!! Im the b e s t!!

6. I have a great sense of humor!

7. Jesus approved me!

8. Im not afraid to talk about feelings! I may be a bit prickly about it at first but im open to talk!

9. I have a job! At Tim Hortons!
I happen to be the manager!

10. MY ROOM HAS FRIGGIN BLACK LIGHTS FOR MY SENSITIVE EYES PLUS NORMAL LIGHTS!! I have double swtiches and my room glows in the dark half the time cause the black lights! B O O M!!

So why not date me! Im amazing! 10 outta 10- god approved!!

-The King

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