Hallo! . . . I'm back bitches- And today i'm going to be sharing tips on how to stalk your crush! Now I know what your thinking- that's right, I can read thoughts- "But Gilbert, isn't stalking illegal??" And to that I say . . . Only if you get caught- . . . Now! Tip number one is-
° - Photos and Photos - °
Now what this tip is referring to is the fact that you want to THOROUGHLY document your future husband or wife. Taking photos and writing the dates on said photos is not only a great way to keep tabs on your crush but it also is great for when you are unable to see them. In such circumstances you can look back on all your lovely photos!
For example: I have hundreds of pictures of Francis hidden in a box under my bed! It's that easy!
Tip number two is-
° - GPS Tracking - °
Now this one is self explanatory, track your victim- I mean future husband or wife and follow them where ever they may go!
For Example:
I have cameras set up inside Francis's pent house and I have a tracker in his neck which tells me where he is At All Times.
And finally
Tip number three is-
° - Drug Them - °
Now I don't mean, to harm them! Just slip them a roofie and have at it! Perhaps lock them in your basement or snip some of their hair for your voodoo doll or maybe you can steal their clothes and sniff them while they are passed out! It all depends on your personal preference!
For Example: I haven't done this yet! But i've heard great things about it!
