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Bodyswap part 2

Yay I'm back

Warning bad language

Peter's Pov

Ugh, we didn't find a cure. I guess I'm gonna have to stay at the tower. Imagine 'The Tony Stark, Sighted at Midtown High.' I can't miss another day of school though, the amount of times I have been 'sick' is ridiculous. Bad guys need to give me and my school attendance a break. What if I got Mr Stark to go to school for me? That would be hilarious... until he would inevitably find out about Flash. He would not hesitate to beat the crap out of him using my spidey powers. Wait. WAIT.
"MR STARK CAN I FLY THE IRON MAN SUIT!"
Holy guacamole that would be a dream come true. My thoughts were rudely interrupted by Mr Stark, dramatic as ever, as he burst into my room nearly shouting," No."

Aw. Was my voice really that high though?
" Peter get up!"
"Whyyyyyyyyyyyy?"
"Just cus! You have missed too much school so I'm going instead."
"Mr Stark no you can't!"
" why not?"
"Reasons." I grumbled
I slowly dragged myself out of my beautiful bed and faced the cold room. Mr Stark was wearing my iron man pyjamas. Talk about egotistical. Technically they were mine...
" I can come back at lunch to help with Rogers and his gang. I'm sure Ted can cover me." Mr Stark said.
"It's N-E-D Ned!"
" what are we Pete, cheerleaders?"
"Ugh just go to school already." Wow, that sounded weird coming from my mouth.

(To the time of final countdown)
It's a ti-ime ski-ip (do do do do)

Tony's Pov

Damn these kids are annoying. Why can't they just put deodorant on and grow up? Everyone's staring at me. Peter did say not to wear skinny jeans and a leather jacket because it 'wasn't his style.' Why does he own them then???
Oh look here comes Ted. Bed? Red? Ned!
"Hey, Ned."
"Dude, what's wrong with your clothes?"
"Ned well I'm actually not-"
"Sup Penis Parker!" Flash yelled extremely obnoxiously
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. Eugene Thompson swaggered over. Honestly, he needed a bath, crusty ass bitch looked like he drowned in hair gel.
"Sorry but that isn't my name. It's Peter. Oh sorry, I apologise you are probably too dumb to understand, let me spell it out for you, it's P-E-T-E-R!" I called out.
Flash punched. I caught and twisted. I walked away. That's what everyone says right? Just walk away!

Time skip I'm sorry, please

Petey pies pov
Honestly, today was great. I just watched 5 whole hours of Brooklyn 99. Mr Stark will have to catch up.
"How was school kiddo?" It's revenge time, all those embarrassing questions. Ehehehe!
" I met Flash. He seemed nice." Mr Stark sounded extremely sarcastic.

Time skippedy skip
I'm sorry

"Stark."
"Rogers."
The rogues were here. Yay. Mr Stark was sat on the couch looking extremely uncomfortable as I greeted the former superheroes.
"Who's the kid?" Rogers asked.
"None of your damn business." I couldn't help but reply. No one hurts Mr Stark and gets away with it.

" So I just want to say, a great big ...

Fuck you Rogers."

Thanks for reading idk. This is trash 🗑 :)

Also Sarah ur my bestie I'm sorry :(