Evil comes in both pink and blue (JSAB AU Blixer x Reader) {Discontinued}

So yay I'm writing

Yeah I don't know either

I was supposed to have my computer taken away but now I get to keep it and honestly I'm just as confused as anyone but I'M GONNA WRITE AT SONIC FUKIN' SPEED WHILE I STILL CAN-

Also here are the voices I imagined the characters would have, and i'm not gonna put links in because honestly, I'm still trying to solve the whole "So do I get to keep the computer or naw??????" situation.

Btw I gave them all a letter for if I'm happy with the voice I gave them.
K stands for "Kek it's alright I guess(?)"
M stands for "Man this voice sucks for the character why did I even choose this one-"
And Y stands for "Yeah I can fully imagine them having this voice."

Blixer - Corey Taylor (Music artist) K
Lycanthropy - Billie Eilish (Music Artist) Y
Barracuda - Penguinz0 (On youtube) M
Cube - Varian (From The Tangled Series) Y
??? - The Snatcher (A Hat In Time) Y
Holie - PurpleRoselyn (Voice Actor/On youtube) K
Skipper - Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates Of The Carribean) K
Sunny - Rose Quartz/Pink Diamond (Steven Universe) Y

Notes about why I chose those voices here:
For the edgy pink boi, I literally just googled "Male heavy metal singers". Turns out Corey makes other types of music too so like it fits Blixer's character.

Okay, I'll admit I might've become a Bille Eilish fan and the voice fits her-

As for Cuda, I couldn't find anyone with an almost unnoticeable Egyptian accent so I went "Fuk it get me someone with a monotoned voice-"

Yeah not only did Varian's character fit Cube (Both in appearance with all the blue but also because he's a young scientist.), but his voice also fits how I imagined Cube sounding too.

"A mystery character?" Yes. And The Snatcher has the perfect voice for ?̶̛̦͍͖̯͓̖͑̍͆́̓̐͐̈̆̒͆̍̕?̶͔̯̙͍͔̍͛͆̇͝?̴̖̙̱̾̌̎́̿͋̕.

So I'll admit I had difficulty with Holie since I imagen her as the fun aunt type (Mostly with the Players since I imagen Skipper, Holie and Cube all being like family towards them).
My thought process was just "She has to sound young, at least in her twenties... But idk what I'm looking for... *Insert me going all over youtube trying to find someone who has a nice voice that fits what I imagined*"

Yeah, I kinda stole this one from Jun but like it's a good pick for our boat friend. Except Skipper has it, but it's less noticeable.

And last but not least, Sunny.
Rose/Pink not only has a smooth voice that I could imagine Sunny having, but the way the character(Rose) was depicted is exactly how I imagen her as. The way people talk about her and the way she acts totally makes me think of my version of Sunny.

...

TURNS OUT SHE'S BLIXER'S MOM!
Nah i'm kidding, that would just be fukin' weird considering some stuff I made on Amino.

Also, I might delete this chapter at some point. So be on the watch for me suddenly Thanos snapping this chapter out of existence.

So um.... Sorry for making it seem like it was the end of the world, I hope this makes and the next chapters up for it.


Your idiot sandwich, Author~