Scene: Bakusquad had a sleepover at Hikari's house, but Hikari, Kirishima, Jiro, Kaminari, Bakugou and Mina are gone.
Emma: Hey, Sero, have you seen my copy of the greatest movie of all time?
Sero: 17 again?
Emma: Yeah.
Sero: Pretty sure it fell in the hole.
Emma: What hole- OH MY GOSH!!
*Ominous music, revealed hole*
Emma: What is that?!?
Sero: It's a hole.
Emma: Yeah, I can see that. What's it doing here?
Sero: Well, I woke up this morning.... *Slurps coffee* then there was a hole.
Emma: Did you put a rug over it?
Sero: Yeah, I put a rug over it.
*Cut to hole*
Sero: Yeah, fell in the hole.
Emma: Did you call the police?
Sero: Yeah, I called the police.
*Cut to hole*
Sero: Yeah, they fell in the hole.
Emma: Sero, where's your girlfriend?
Sero:...
Emma: Sero, where's your girlfriend?
Sero: She's at work.
Emma: Oh, where'd she park?
Sero: In the hole.
*Cut to hole*
Emma: God, just how deep even is this thing? Gimme that.
*Drops mug into hole*
Sero: That was my favorite mug. Now it's in the hole.
*Cut to hole*
Emma: Sero, for all we know, it could be an inter dimensional wormhole, or a gateway to hell, or- Sero?
*Looks at hole*
Emma: SERO!!!!!!!!
Sero: Hey, wassup, I got a snack. *Munches on apple*
Emma: Sero, would you please take this seriously!
*Hole possum pops out of hole*
Possum: *possum sounds*
Sero: *pulls a gun from his pocket, and shoots the possum*
Emma: What was THAT?!?
Sero: Hole possum.
Emma: Where'd it come from??
Sero: *looks at her with a raised eyebrow*
Emma: Right, the hole. Yeah.
Why are you being so calm about this?
Sero: I'm more worried about the space octopus.
Emma: What space octopus?
*Looks out window to see a space octopus, strangling the rest of the Bakusquad, and destroying the world*
*Octopus snatches Emma*
Emma: AAAAHAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Sero: That one.
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BAKUSQUAD ON CRACK💥
FanfictionJust regular old Bakusquad on crack. Enjoy the laughs. Please. Some are just small skits I came up with. (Most) I don't own Bnha. mister horikoshi does. I own my OCs and the plot. My OCs are part of the Bakusquad.☺ enjoy the story. This is like the...
