Countryhuman brother scenarios

Pillow fight with them

Requested: 

{Germany}

-You were sitting on the couch, bored to the pits of hell 

-Germany being the workaholic he is, was at his desk doing the usual paperwork 

-taking a long sigh, you suddenly got the best idea to annoy him

-A evil smile quickly grew onto your lips, grabbing a two couch pillows and heading up to his work place 

- "hey germanyyyyyy." You said, hiding the pillows behind your back

-Germany ignored you thinking it was just to annoy him, which was correct 

-You repeated his name about 20 times before getting on his nerves 

"What is it (y/n) that is SO important?" He asked, getting up from his desk to see what you had in mind

"PiLLoW fIGhT!" You hit him with the two sofa pillows behind your back

-It was then that poor (y/n) had basically caused world war on the whole house

- The one thing you knew but couldn't give two flying fucks about was that his roommate, America had heard the whole thing causing him to pause his game and grab his bed pillows and busted through the door

-Everything was put into chaos, and Germany gave up on life that one moment

-Ill let your imagination carry the thing on (wait no don't break the forth wall -)

{Russia}

  -It was a late night, you were up in your room while Russia was at the bar trying to beat his own drinking record

-You once were also allowed the join him but not the drinking part cause you are (probably) underage so yea

-BuT that all changed when Russia saw flirty (f/n) flirting with you, he ended up telling soviet and he banned you from joining 

-So that's how you ended up in your situation now, alone and bored 

-Since you were an insomniac little bitch you decided to build a small fort to watch Netflix and YouTube videos on

-You were scrolling through videos to watch and you stopped at a video titled 'Fort fight with sibling!' It seemed boring but you still clicked on it

-It was about a little brother building up a pillow fort made out of obviously pillows and blankets, seeming looking similar to yours

-As the little brother hid more pillows inside the fort, he knew his bigger brother would come back from school any minute 

-And when the brother came inside the house he was charged at a army of pillows being thrown 

-It was then you had made your plan, knowing your dad was out for work he would always tell Russia to check up on you before he left the house 

- It seemed like a bad plan because you knew Russia would come back absolutely wasted, but it didn't hurt to try right?

-As you got your plan together you heard the front door unlock and open

-"это маленькое дерьмо Америка думала, что он побьет мой рекорд"      (this little shit America thought he would break my record.) he drunkly said to himself causing you to snort

-He looked up the stairs, to see your bedroom door to be open

-Picking up two or three pillows from your fort, you quietly came closer to your  door before throwing one pillow randomly which surprisingly hit his vodka bottle making it smash on the ground 

-You peeked from the corner of your door to see a face that will always be stuck in your head, a surprised, drunken Russia just staring at the smashed bottle in pure sadness 

-You threw one more at him, before hiding back in your fort

-The real bummer was that he just threw your pillows back at you then just went into his room cause the drinking gave him a major headache 

{Britain}

-You were being babysit by France cause Britain was out doing work as usual

-You were sitting on the couch, watching the news and eating a baguette

"Hey France, can we prank Brit?" You asked, turning your head to face the said country

-She shifted her gaze to you "Depends flower, what kind of prank is it that you want to do when he gets home?" She asked, fixing a part of your hair

"A pillow fight when he comes to pick me up!" You cheerfully said

-France couldn't resist your cuteness, so she agreed to help but on one condition that you wouldn't say a word about it

-And so the chaos began (Time skip cuz I'm lazy)

-An hour goes by after you have set the whole thing up and you were starting to think that he'd never come back when France got a text message from Britain "he'll be here shortly." France said and went to the kitchen 

-You were ecstatic, you ran up the stairs to your hiding spot, preparing for the doorbell to ring

- Once you heard it you giggled as France let him in and told you were upstairs 

"(Y/n) did you really think that France won't tell me that you were going to throw pillows at me?" He smugly said before he turned the corner

-Despite your age you felt extremely betrayed, you sighed and put the pillows down

-After a long car ride home, once you got to your bed and screamed into you pillow "France I Th0UghT we were friends." You screamed, leaving a smug Britain downstairs to sip his tea

{America}

-You were 6 at this time and America was 9

-You were on your Nintendo ds

-You were playing  Pokemon or super smash bros or something 

-Just as you finally finished the boss level you fist bumped the air

"Aw yis go die (gv/n)."

( (gv/n) = game villain name)

- You sat back down when your brother burst through the door throwing a pillow at you

-You were confusion for a moment before smiling and went into the war zone 

- And thus marks the day you got your front baby tooth hit out

-And poor America got grounded

{Canada}

-Basically the same as America's scenario but you were America and no broken teeth today 

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