Countryhuman brother scenarios

You and them as vines 2

( had no other idea or inspiration for anything else but this so here we go )

( I also added south and north korea, as suggested by my friend that basically told me to get my ass out off bed and do something)

{ Germany 🇩🇪  }

  - You were in the living room with Germany

- Germany was watching the news and you were playing fetch with the dog

- One time you took the ball and pretened to throw it

- Midrun the puppy stopped to look at you with a dissapointed look, making you wheeze

- Angered and yet still young, the pup started barking and howling at the same time

- Out of pure laughter you took a random holy cross '' In the power of-'' you were interputed by the pup barking and you and germany wheezing

'' iN tHE pOwEr oF GoD-'' You caught yourself chocking on thin air letting the pup throw its tantrum more 

{ Russia 🇷🇺 }

- You and Russia were at a party

- Russia already 15 minutes in drunk and you just doing your thing

- So far the party was goin great, everyone either drunk, passed out or just dead

- You in the ray of categories were drunk, drunker than you expected

- After a whole 20 minutes of a dance battle between japan you sat down next to Russia , clearly defeated 

- You felt like banging your head against the bar table

- So instead you took an empty vodka bottle

"hey ruski you want somme?" your slurred at your words as you sluggishly passed the vodka bottle over to your brother

- The country gave a pissed off look at the bottle "эта сука пуста, yEEt." (this bitch empty) he chucked the bottle

- As you heard the bottle smash against the ground, also a shriek you quickly were grabbed by Russia to make your escape

{ Great Britain 🇬🇧 }

- You were walking to the shops, umbrella in hand 

- It was rainy and shitty as usual

- While you were passing the road you saw your friend, (f/n)

- As you two were walking (f/n) couldn't help but say  "you change you mind like the weather, kinda."

- You sarcastically laughed before lightly punching them before getting on your day

- Later that day, you were in the living room minding your own business

"y'know, someone told me I change the mind like the weather.." you said out of bordem as Britain entered the room

- A small 'mhm' went out the country "dose that mean I NeVeR cHaNgE mY mInD fUcKInG tHen, hUh." you screamed

 - Britain only let out a sighed "mind your language, (y/n).."

{ America 🇺🇸  }

- You were about 8 at this time

- You were playing hide and seek with your two older siblings

- Two of those few being Canada and America

- Behind the topic of that, you were up on a tree

- It has been over a minute, you were swinging your legs onto the stiff branch

- As the time passed, you started doubting they'd find you

- You started humming "I smell like beef." you giggled at the thought

- It was only then when you stared repeating it America started showing up

- He looked up a few branches to see you, planning his sneak attack

"I smell like beef, I smell like beef." You repeated and repeated the exact same words as he climbed up the tree you were in

'' I SmElL like BeeeeEeEEEEf" you loudly said, laughing when you finished

- America smirked "found ya!" making you huff

"Took ya long enough, ya wully.."

{ Canada 🇨🇦  }

- It was the first time you were making pancakes

- Canada being the goof bro he his showed how to do it 

- So you copied his everyone with your one, eventually making your first pancake

- What you didn't expect was when you tried flipping your second one

- The pan handle came loose, making you pancake go kermit suicide with half of the pan itself

- You couldn't tell if Canada was a kettle or just dying of laughter after that

{ South Korea 🇰🇷 & North Korea 🇰🇵 } 

- You were at home, scrolling through Pinterest or something 

- It was a normal day, nothing special 

- That for North, was already boring 

- So while you were on your phone on the couch, the northern country came downstairs with a toy nuke blast thingy 

- You looked over to the country to see him shoot the toy at your brother, South Korea 

- You immediately started wheezing while south glared at the north

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