Countryhuman brother scenarios

When their drunk

{Germany 🇩🇪}

- He just turns gibberish 

- You looking at him like he's crazy when he asks you a question

- He screamed when he saw Italy, hiding behind you like a scared puppy "sein Gesicht macht mir Angst" ( His face scares me ) 

- You burst out in laughter, who also had their fair share of alcohol

- Not as much as Germany tho

- You having to carry his ass back home 

{Russia 🇷🇺} 

- Like any other day, he'd get wasted 

- And like any other day you'd have to sit and just either tag along 

- He doesn't really do a lotta dumb shit since he's so used to being drunk

- From time to time he'd slam his hand on the table and yell werid shit

- " пойдем у тебя было слишком много" ( Let's go you had too much) you tugged on his arm

- He just stared at you as if you were a stranger "кто ты, черт возьми?" ( Who the fuck are you?) 

- You had enough and just left saying  "ты знаешь, что ебать тебя"  ( y'know what fuck you)

{Britain 🇬🇧 }

- You and britian were out for a drink, you decided that both of you needed a drink

- And so you went out and got wasted as fuck

- Britian had lost you about 5 times which ended up him calling you from a few feet asking where you were

- You guys went your separate ways until you wanted to go back home for some reason

- You found him after about 40 minutes of looking

- Passed out on a table snoring his ass out, was your wise and tea obbesesd brother wasted out his mind

- " Britain?" You lightly pushed him, your drunk ass thinking he was dead

- You pushed him harder, yelling at him over the loud music

- None the less he was still sleeping making you slightly panic

- And your wasted mind thought to call france for the rescue

- You went outside and unsteadily grabbed your phone like a baby holding a phone for the first time. Calling France you took a deep breath

- " Oui? c'est la france" ( Yes? This is france)  You heard her voice, and smiled " Heyyy Mumm can you help me with fat arse who's passed out on a table " You slurred on your words

- France was surprised by the drunk nickname "es-tu ivre? Pourquoi la Grande-Bretagne s'est-elle évanouie sur une table? pourquoi es-tu saoul même en premier lieu?" ( are you drunk? Why has Britain passed out on a table? why are you drunk even in the first place?) You laughed at her mother like nature " I'll ex- explain later just hellpp mE" 

- France sighed, shaking her head in disapproval "Dites-moi juste où vous et votre putain de putain de frère est" ( Fine just tell me where you and your dumb fuck of a brother is) You burst out in laughter, you've never really seen her in that mood

- After you laughing your ass off for 2 minutes straight you told her where you were and hung up 

- 10 minutes later Britain was slowly waking up from his wasted slumber

- By the time France got there he was awake but nowhere near sober

- She found you two singing stupid songs. Taking a deep breath she grabbed you both by the ear taking you both by suprise

- As France finally painfully dragged you back outside she yelled at the drunk duo "Pourquoi tu es si ivre si tu vas boire un verre probablement " ( Why the fuck are you this drunk if your going to drink drink probably) as you sulked at the back of France's car

- She dropped you off at your shared house, making sure you got to bed safley

{ America 🇺🇸 } 

- Just like Russia, another day another drunk ame

- Your used to him being drunk but for him it's like a roller coaster and that could go two ways

- There would be the emotional and ugly sobbing drunk ame that would cry about Russia ignoring him or some shit like that while you had to awkwardly pat his shoulder 

- Then there were the ' Fuck this is the best time of my life ' drunk ame that would do so much dumb shit you were surprised he wasn't arrested 

- You on the other hand didn't drink much, you in general couldn't take much alcohol otherwise you'd throw up 

- So you were the one who was supposed to keep ame from doing dumb shit while sipping on a coke 

{Canada 🇨🇦} 

- He no drink 

- He too innocent to drink

- YOU on the other hand were basically the ceo of being an acholic along with Russia 

- You drank responsibly at times but when you were given the chance you'd get wasted within 10 minutes

- Which made you go to tons of parties, dragging Canada along

- He just hung out with his friends if he found any or hang out with the dog upstairs

- While you where dancing your heart out to your favourite song while screaming at the top of your lungs 

- After like 20 minutes you found him and tried convincing him to drink which to all plans fails as your very much taller brother picked you up like a sack of potatoes and started heading to the exit

- "nOoOO I'm not even that druNK thoo nada" You complained as he sighed , Finally setting you down on the pavement "Sorry it's just that you stink of whiskey an vodka " he explained

- He finally got you home and settled you on the couch , taking off your shoes and covered you with a blanket

{South Korea 🇰🇷 }

- Rarely gets drunk 

- Likes to drink but doesnt drink that much 

-  There are times where he doesnt do dumb shit like the responsible adult he is BUT then are times where he legit needs to be treated like a baby

- He'd puke, he'd cry and he'd yell

- Mostly a emotional child when absolutely wasted

{North Korea 🇰🇵 }

- He drinks like a responsible boomer

{Mexico 🇲🇽}

- YES

- Its normal to see him knocked out in a small bar in the middle of nowhere

- Alcohol is his middle name no its not

- When he doesnt have tequila or some shit running through his veins hes either passed out or you are trying to make him stop drinking

- You failing to stop him from drinking

{Poland 🇵🇱}

- He suprisingly doesnt drink

- Real suprise i know, but he doesnt need vodka to have fun

- He also doesnt really do it cause it upsets you

So yeah

as you can see im pretty uninspired to do anything due to quarantine but yea