They left him there and were able to see him from a distance, he hung there for a while, but he suddenly heard a rip, he looked and saw the sharp branch ripping through the fabric, it ripped for a while all the way up to his neck, his tip toes reached the ground and he tried unhooking them, he turned around to see the damage and noticed Adam and Kevin sneaking to get him down "Oooh.. bud that looks painful, were so sorry we left" Kevin said
"Its fine guys, I would of done the same, now please get me down this hurts so bad." Jonathan begged
They pulled his waistband off the branch and Jonathan was relieved to be free of the wedgie. He picked the fabric wayyy out of his crack and the remaining fabric dangled down the back of his legs, fully exposing his butt. He picked it up and held it in place as best he could, covering his exposure.
"Again were real sorry" Adam said as he noticed
"You know what guys, its fine..." Jonathan sneaked both his hands down their pants and pulled both of their briefs, Kevin's blue and red striped boxer briefs and Adam's white briefs. Hearing a loud rip, he looked and saw he accidentally ripped Kevin's pair. Jonathan quickly let go of both, Jonathan and Adam started laughing, Kevin not finding it funny, went and ripped off the remaining fabric of Jonathan's already ruined underwear, exposing him completely
"What the hell dude!!" Jonathan screamed as he felt the cool air hit him, his face turning bright red he hid his privates with his shirt, and started running home. Adam was still just laughing, "you think its funny huh?" Kevin was really mad, he grabbed Adams underwear and pulled him from off the ground, setting him on the ground he put his foot on his back and pulled on his underwear until it got over his head, and left him squirming trying to get it off his head, while Kevin walked home angry.
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Bad Break
HumorJonathan finds himself in miserable wedgies he cannot get out of, all of which end up in embarrassment and mishap.
