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二十七

little superman
fuck you yanjun and your cliffhangers
you know what? i am this close into burning your hair 👌

housekeeper
language!
but yeah, i think i'll let this slide
go chaoze!

tsundere
something really happened
why are you mad?
that "something really happened" really happened
so why you guys mad?

tall kid
i think i'll ready the matches

dat mullet hair
i can get gasoline
let's just burn yanjun as a whole

lilsun
phew! thought really something happened

tsundere
uhm, something REALLY HAPPENED
AFDVJSBSJD WHY YOU GUYS CAN'T UNDERSTAND?

housekeeper
i can't cohesively understand you like mark lee's speech about possibilities

mom's spaghetti
"i feel like the possibility of all those possibilities being possible is just another possibility that can possibly happen." —mark lee

wushuwushuwushu
me when writing a 10,000-word essay and no idea comes ^

tall kid
a philosopher once said ^

lilsun
but yeah
let's go back to yanjun's shitty cliffhanger

little superman
thought something bad happened to my sister
ugh, istg, if she gets hurt, my mom and dad will kill me

lilsun
huh
pulling the "when-you-love your-sister-because-you're-afraid-that-your-mom-and-dad-will-suspend-your-card-if-something-bad-happened-to-her" card?
jk jk jk 😂

little superman
i think i'll burn dinghao with yanjun
is halin still sleeping?

tsundere
yup
still sleeping
you should probably fetch her here
zhangjing-ge said you should buy him food and vitamin water
he complains that he carried halin from the parking to the sleeping room

food destroyer
ugh
my back hurts
get me food
or i'll order and you'll pay chaoze

housekeeper
that's what you get when you don't exercise everyday

wushuwushuwushu
i'm near the company
what you want?

tsundere
that's not coherent^

tall kid
wdc
we still understand him

food destroyer
some steamed buns, choco donuts, hot choco and chips
oh wait
halin's awake
she requests for some noodles

little superman
pass your phone to halin!
HALINNNNNNNN

food destroyer
wait, your nickname is little superman?
and zhangjing-ge's food destroyer
y'all living up to the fanfictions

little superman
i'll be there in 30 minutes
i'll bring some clothes for you

food destroyer
thanks ge! ^^
can you also bring my laptop charger?

little superman
i will

tall kid
never knew chaoze-ge loves to spoil his younger sister

housekeeper
it's not spoiling, it's called C A R I N G

lilsun
where's ruotian?
W H E R E ' S  R U O T I A N ?
my charger's with him

dat mullet hair
i'm in the bathroom
the spicy noodles is killing meeeeeeeee

food destroyer
finallyyyy!!!
food has arrived.
in jiang jingzuo, we trust 😇

wushuwushuwushu
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA np zhangjing-ge

food destroyer
CHAO-GEEEEEE
FASTER!!!
that's halin^

little superman
why?
i can't choose between these pairs of pants that you have
should i get the high-waist white one
or the denim pants
or the black skinnies?

food destroyer
ge, faster! red visitor alert!
the black one pleaseeeee

little superman
red alert?!
fuck, i  a m  c o m i n g
do the police issue ticket if i go past the speed limit?

mom's spaghetti
W O A H
wtf
what's going on?

housekeeper
i can somehow understand what they're talking about

tsundere
what ya'll mean?
what's red visitor alert?
@little superman can you elaborate further?

little superman
later, i'm buying meds and hot compress
halin can you borrow something to cover you?
either from zhangjing or yanjun
then meet me at the entrance
Q U I C K

food destroyer
i borrowed zhangjing's jacket and phone
i'm at the entrance
geeeeeeee, it's killing me

tall kid
i don't know why but i also rushed out of the dorm to buy her meds and hot compress

mom's spaghetti
i don't know what's happening i'm-

lilsun
halin!!! what do you need?
i feel like this is matter of life and death
gdjsjabdis i'm so clueless

housekeeper
did you forgot to check the calendar, halin?

food destroyer
yup, i did forgot
ughhhhhh

tsundere
so we just recovered from shock
zhangjing's complaining how halin snatched his phone

little superman
i'm hereeeeee

wushuwusuwushu
@housekeeper can you tell us what's happening?
is halin dying? why did leader-zi and maotong bought meds for her?

housekeeper
kids, it's what we call M E N S T R U A T I O N
did you guys don't have science in elementary?