The minute we reached the top floor, Angelo collapsed.
"Babe what's wrong?" I gasped. Angelo shook his head.
"Nothing. I'm fine."
Small rivers of blood flowed out from under him and seeped out into the marble tiles.
"#notmyblood" mumbled Angelo. He clenched his sharply cut jaw tightly, stifling a moan of pain. I ran my fingers through this thick mop of messy dark hair, waiting until his breathing evened out.
After a few minutes, I helped Angelo get up again and helped him towards the bedroom. Standing in the dim light, I tried to tug off his blood stained leather jacket. Without warning, Angelo turned his head and retched violently.
Something clicked.
"You got drunk." I said smugly.
Angelo shook his head while still puking. "Nuh uh" he choked out, mid gag.
I felt unbelievably smug. The Mafia leader was about to get a hungover, just like us mortals.
"Amateur." I snorted, as Angelo began heaving for a second time and brought up the shots of sriracha we took while pregaming.
After he finished, he was panting like he had just run a mile. His white T shirt clung to his muscular back and his hair was plastered to his forehead from sweat.
"Just change and go to bed. You can sleep it off," I told him as I rubbed his back comfortingly.
"Stay with me?" He implored, his eyes wide.
"I'll be right back sweetie," I soothed. "I'll make you some chicken soup and come join you, ok?"
"No. I need you" sighed Angelo, collapsing on the bed. He scooted over and hopefully eyed the empty side of the bed.
I removed my heels and climbed in next to him. As I threw my arms around him and drew closer, I felt something long and hard poking me.
"Angelo I really don't think this is a good time," I gasped, while removing my dress.
Angelo's eyes narrowed. "Huh?"
By now I was completely ready to climb his tree. Mash his potatoes. Twist the cap off his beer bottle. Feed his sheep. You get the point.
I sexily moved my hands across the hard expanse of his upper body. Deftly, I removed the white t shirt he had on. And suddenly, my eyes fell on the long hard thing that had poked me.
There was a knife sticking out, between his ribs.
"Angelo why didn't you tell me you got stabbed?"
"I'm a Bad Boy©️."
"Is that why you never leave my toilet seat down either?"
He nodded sadly.
"I never wanted to be a bad boy. If it were up to me, I would be trekking the remote hills of Patagonia, feeding llamas and caring for the environment. But this is how this shitty author decided to write me."
I felt tears fall from my eyes. I too, would give anything just to be normal instead of being stunningly beautiful, smart, and loved by all.
"I know what will help you for sure," I said, pressing a kiss into Angelo's hair. "I'll be right back with my special chicken soup."
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I had to talk to Pântéñë. I am remembering something and I need to know for sure what it is. I had to figure out what was nagging me so much.
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HumorCrack on crack. A collection of unrelated short stories where I expunge my kreative juices. No I don't know what expunge means anymore but I'm pretty sure it's an SAT word.