Sparda's reincarnation

DEMONS

It was a great day for (Y/N) he just finished his work(how many places dose he work at? we may never know....) he's now in his room preparing himself to go to sleep until This happened

Ichigo kicks the door to (Y/N)'s room open while holding what appears to be a stuffed animal and says"Say hello to my little friend!"

(Y/N) inspects the stuffed animal Ichigo was holding its not anywhere near normal I can tell you that because the stuffed animal was trying to get out of Ichigo's grip!

???:let me go you imbecile,stupid,assho—"the stuffed animal gets thrown to the floor by Ichigo

(Y/N): ok first"(Y/N) points at Ichigo and says"Ayyyyy scarface reference I love that movie nice move *(Y/N) bro fists Ichigo*

Ichigo smiles and says:I know right I been working on it for some time now

The stuffed animal eyes shot open and screams"HAY WAIT A MINUTE DON'T TELL ME THIS WAS THE IMPORTANT THING YOU WANTED ME TO DO WITH YOU WE WASTED 3 HOURS JUST PRACTICING THIS STUPID REFERENCE OF YOURS—"The stuffed animal head gets stomped on by (Y/N) finally shutting him

(Y/N):Holy hell this thing is so loud damn!...."(Y/N then turns and looks at Ichigo while pointing at the stuffed animal"Oh yeah I forgot to ask what is this thing exactly?

Ichigo scratches his neck and says"It's a long story but what you need to know is that his name is kon he can kinda possess my body and control it while a I do my soul reaper work or whatever also he's super annoying,perverted and never shuts up

(Y/N):Wow....will that's cool and all but Why did come here surely you didn't come here just to show me a scarface reference

Ichigo smirks which makes (Y/N) roll his eyes"Of course what do you want?

Ichigo gives kon to (Y/N) which causes a question mark(?) to appear on top of his head

Ichigo:you're going to take care of him for today

Both kon and (Y/N):......n-n-n-NANI?!?

Kon:WAIT ICHIGO I'M SORRY FOR EVERYTHING THAT I'VE DONE TO YOU PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME WITH THIS GUY HE SMELLS AND LOOKS LIKE A COMPLETE ASS

(Y/N) brings kon's face closer to his....kon looks at (Y/N)'s terrifying angered face

ENRAGED (Y/N): HUH!!!!!!

Kon slips from (Y/N) grasp's and runs while screaming"EEEEEEKKKK"and hides behind Ichigo

Ichigo:Will if you won't take him this day we can decide who will by playing rock paper and scissors

  (Y/N): Alright lets do this you don't know this Ichigo but I was the undefeated champion of rock paper and scissors back when I was in school

(Not so epic battle later)

(Y/N): 0
Ichigo: 100

(Y/N):...................................................

Ichigo:......pffffft undefeated champion huh hahahahahahahahaha