A tango of love and hatred

The zombie prostitute

200 years ago: before duke had met missy he was still king of his castle....of course from time to time he would wander through the night trying to find something fun to do and every night he would leave his castle unattended to go to a zombie graveyard or anywhere with hot sexy females weather it was human or even a monster! One night as he was walking through a cemetery he spotted what looks like a zombie hooker at first he thought to himself "it looks like it's gonna be my lucky night" but after awhile as he started To walk towards the zombie nothing felt the same his dead heart wasn't pounding like that one time when he had met missi, as the zombie started to dance on him duke did feel something happen and he was excited about it...duke had grabbed the zombies breast but as he did so it had fallen off in his hand. He looked at the zombie hooker and had started going at it after duke was done the zombie girl had looked at duke "what!" He said "oh nothing it's just since I'm dead all your body parts are going to fall off!" As the zombie girl carefully explained what would happen to duke he looked at the hooker and thought "who cares it's not like my life is going to get any better" when he got done with the zombie he looked at her one last time and had smiled at her "thanks for everything" he said as he walked away

"Guess I'm a zombie gigolo!" Duke was kinda excited about it mainly cause in a graveyard there are a lot of sexy zombies weather it's dead or even all the way dead....as duke started to walk to the next zombie he had saw someone familiar like he knew the girl "excuse me but have you seen this girl" the zombie girl had held up a photo of a human woman with brown hair and green eyes "no ma'am I haven't seen her but let's go have some fun instead and then after we can discuss this missing woman" duke had picked up the lady who was holding a poster of her daughter "are you ready!" Duke asked the girl "y-yes" the girl was a little nervous at first but she gave in, as duke  kissed her....his hand slowly went down to the girl private when he did this it had fallen off in his hand, he had kissed the girl one final time and with that he walked away "sorry dear it's not you it's me!" When he ran away from the girl he saw a big mausoleum he didn't know who or what was waiting inside but he was curious about it....as duke walked into the mausoleum he noticed a sexy zombie and had started to go at it until the next day