Roman and Evelyn
Roman🌹: So I have been thinking.
Evelyn🎶: What is on your mind?
Roman🌹: So well you know how your my driver?
Evelyn🎶: Yeah
Roman🌹: well I was thinking maybe I could take you to dinner since your such a good driver.
Evelyn🎶: Roman.
Roman🌹: Yes?
Evelyn🎶: If you are trying to ask me on date then just do it.
Roman🌹: Please go to dinner with me.
Evelyn🎶: There you go. And since you put your big boys pants on I would love to go sit dinner with you. 🙃
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Finn and Jessa
Wife😈: Hey baby
Hubby😈: Yes love?
Wife😈: I was wondering why your left the house so early this morning.
Hubby😈: You will see why when I get home.
Wife😈: Oh I'm waiting.
Hubby😈: So am I.
Wife😈: Them hurry home.
Hubby😈: I have been trying. It's not like I am taking my time. Trust me you have no idea baby.
Wife😈: Well I have a surprise for when you get home. 🙃
Hubby😈: Fuck this I'm running every red light till I get home.
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Seth and Brooke
Seth😍: So I know I have been late to work every single day this week.
Brooke😉: I am fully aware of that. I am your boss so it's my job to ask why?
Seth😍: So see. About me being late I survived been rather busy you see. Traffic and well Starbucks...
Brooke😉: I deal with those every day and I do just fine
Seth😍: Okay do maybe I was a little tired.
Brooke😉: Don't have so much fun with your women and then maybe you can come to work on time.
Seth😍: I never said I had women over.
Brooke😉: Seth. I'm not stupid.
Seth😍: I never said you were.
Brooke😉: You told me earlier today that you were late because you had a girl over.
Seth😍: Oh yeah...
Brooke😉: Come to work on time so I don't have to fine you.
Seth😍: Fine 👿
Brooke😉: Thank you .
Noam and Viktoria:
Noam🌌: Wanna come over?
Viktoria✨: Thank god. Yes I do want to come over. My home had been sexually violated.🤢
Noam🌌: I'm sorry about that.
Viktoria✨: So when I get over there. Are we going to eat Pizza and play some video games?
Noam🌌: I was wondering if you wanted to maybe go to the beach and look at the stars?
Viktoria✨: I'll bring a towel and if where lucky there will be hammock.
Noam🌌: But... remember what you told me about the hammock.
Viktoria✨: I bring another towel or two.
Noam🌌: So is this?
Viktoria✨: A date?
Noam🌌: it's what you want it to be.
Viktoria✨: I didn't just flirt with you for no reason. 💁🏼♀️
Noam🌌: Oh really?
Viktoria✨: Well yeah obviously 😂
Noam🌌: So your telling me I get a date with Viktoria Klein?
Viktoria✨: Well Viktoria Klein never said no so...
Noam🌌: Okay well I bring us some snacks for us. 😂
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FanfictionA book told by pictures and funny comments. I have a few of these and I am sure I have no idea what I am doing but I regret nothing.
