Gold: Ay whats up man.
Silver: Nothing.
Gold: Oh really?
Silver: Yep.
Gold: Can I come over.
Silver: Why? And also no.
Gold: I want to, and also yes.
Silver: I said no.
Gold: What if I tell you your mom isn't home?
Silver: I don't know my mom.
Gold: Oh. I forgot.
Silver: Yeah, and you wouldn't get to decide that anyway.
Gold: Then your dad isn't home!
Silver: He isn't, and I don't have a home, so you can't come over even if I wanted you to.
Gold: Oh I forgot, you want to go out for dinner?
Silver: ...
Silver: Sure.
Gold: Alright but I'm broke so you have to pay.
Silver: You absolute bitc-
I honestly apologize my sense of humor needs to die.
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Pokemon Special On Crack
HumorJust a bunch of conversations in text style and oneshots. I honestly apologize for my terrible sense of humor. Pokemon Special / Pokemon DPA
