Pokemon Special On Crack

Hamilton

Blake: How does a b*stard...

Blue: ...orphan...

Gold: ...son of a wh*re and a Scotsman...

Red: ...dropped in the middle of a forgotten stop...

Silver: In the Caribbean by a province impoverished...

Ruby: ...in squalor...

Dia: grow up to be a...

X: ...hero...

Sun: ...and a scholar?

Gold: I don't know but I'm still here.

Blue: I'm not.

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Green: Seventeen seventy six...

Green: New York City...

Yellow: Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr, sir?

Blue: That depends, who's asking?

Yellow: Oh sure, sir, I'm Alexander Hamilton, I'm at your service, sir.

Yellow: I have been looking for you...

Blue: I'm getting nervous...

Yellow: Sir-!

Yellow: I heard your name at Princeton, I was seeking some accelerated course of study when I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours,

Yellow: I may have punched him but it's a blur, sir. He handles the financials?

Blue: You punched the bursar?

Yellow: Yes, I wanted to do what you did, graduate in two, then join the revolution,

Yellow: then he looked at me like I was stupid (I'm not stupid)

Yellow: So how'd you do it? How'd you graduate so fast?

Blue: It was my parents dying wish before they passed.

Yellow: You're an orphan, of course-! I'm an orphan!

Yellow: God, I wish there was a war, then we could prove we're worth more than anyone bargained for!

Blue: ...Can I buy you a drink?

Yellow: That would be nice.

Blue: while we're talking let me offer you some free advice...

Blue: Talk less.

Yellow: what-

Blue: ...smile more.

Yellow: ha...

Blue: Don't let them know what you're against or what you're for.

Yellow: You can't be serious.

Blue: You wanna get ahead?

Yellow: Yes.

Blue: Fools who run their mouths will wind up dead...

Red: Yo yo you, yo yo! What time is it?

Red, Ruby and Gold: Show time!

Blue: Like I said...

Red: Show time, show time!

Red: Yo, I'm John Lauren's in the place to be, two pints 'o Sam Adams, but I'm working on three, 

Red: uh

Red: Those redcoats don't want it with me, 'cause I will pop-chick a pop these cops til I'm free!

Ruby: Oui oui, mon ami, je m'appelle Lafayette, the Lancelot of the revolutionary set!

Ruby: I came from afar just to say bonsoir to the king casse-toi

Ruby: who's the best? C'est moi

Gold: brrrah, brrrah, I am Hercules Mulligan

Gold: Up in it, lovin' it, yes I heard ya mother said 'come again?'

Red and Ruby: Ayy...

Gold: lock up ya daughters and horses, of course, It's hard to have intercourse over four sets of corsets

Ruby: wow

Red: No more sex, pour me another brew, son! Let's raise a couple more...

Red, Ruby, and Gold: ...to the revolution!

Red: Well, if it ain't the prodigy of Princeton college!

Blue: Aaron Burr...!

Red: Give us a verse, drop some knowledge!

Blue: Good luck with that; You spit, I'm 'a sit.

Blue: we'll see you where we land.

Ruby and Gold: Booo..!

Red: Burr, the revolution's imminent, what do you stall for?

Yellow: if you stand for nothing, Burr, what'll you fall for?

Red: ooh, who are you?

Gold: ooh, who are you?

Ruby: ooh, who are you?

Red, Gold and Ruby: ooh, who's this kid? What's he gonna do?

I typed all of that out by hand because I forgot about copy and paste.

That is why it's all spelled weird with so so many typos. I'm on my Mom's 2013 I-pad because slow internet is better then the censored internet of my school chrome book.