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It's really short and once again based on a Tumblr post. But I think it's enjoyable so without further ado...~~~
Harry looked across the dinner table at Albus and clears his throat. "So James tells me he's seen you at Slytherin Quidditch practice. What's finally got you interested in the game?"
James coughs loudly then not so subtlety announces, "Scorpius' arse"
Lily and James bust out laughing. Albus' face turns bright red. And both Harry and Ginny are to speechless to even scold James.
Boy is it going to be awkward when the Malfoys arrive tomorrow.
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