8-01You:
You're my number neighbor. What's up?
Unknown:Your what?
You:
Number neighbor. Someone who has the same number as yours except the last digit. So yeah you're my number neighbor
Unknown:
There's a lot of weird people on this Earth. This is a personal number don't text me again or I'll call the cops
You:
Bold of you to think our cops would pick up. Anyway, ain't all numbers personal? You're probably tired, talk to you tom