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You:
Hey number neighbor, can I ask something?
Number Neighbor:
You're already asking but shoot
You:
How old are you?
Number Neighbor:
Fishing personal info, are we?
You:
Just realized we've been talking for days but we still don't know anything about one another
Number Neighbor:
Aren't we supposed to know our names first?
You:
To be honest, I love the fact that we don't know each other's name
It makes me feel at ease
Number Neighbor:
Alright
I'm turning 24 this December
You:
You're really older than me
Number Neighbor:
Really? How young you are then? 13? 😂
You:
I'm not! How could you??? 😂
Number Neighbor:
You somehow sounded like one
You:
Is that a compliment or an insult?
Number Neighbor:
Depends on how you're gonna take it
You:
I hate you :(
Number Neighbor:
No you don't missy
You:
Yes I do father
Number Neighbor:
Is this the part where the priest tell us to kiss?
You:
WTF
Number Neighbor:
Now you're cursing hahaha
You:
It's because you're now sounding like a fuckboy
Number Neighbor:
Wanna know my relationship history?
You:
No thanks, I'm not interested
Number Neighbor:
I do think you are
You:
Sorry to burst your bubble but no
Number Neighbor:
😏
You:
😌
