#004

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Fave Bitch:

What the hell are you up to bitch?

You:

Yo bitch? Whyyyy

Fave Bitch:

Been spamming you on messenger, but still no reply? How dare you???

You:


Oh that haha, kinda busy with something

Fave Bitch:

Something???

You:

Well, I sorta scrolling thru twt for convo topics

Fave Bitch:

For what?

You:

A conversation bitch, what else?

Fave Bitch:

With whom?

You:

A person, who else? Get your thoughts straight bitch I don't make friends with stupid ass

Fave Bitch:

Says the one whose certainly giving the stupidity vibes

I NEED A NAME YOU DUMB BITCH

You:

Don't shout bitch, Idk either

Fave Bitch:

WHAT

You on drugs???

You:

BITCH PLEASE I'M NOT HSJSJKSJSS

Fave Bitch:

Then fckin explain

You:

Well I just texted my number neighbor, tryna be friends

Fave Bitch:

Who the hell is that???

You:

Number Neighbor. A person who shares the same number as mine except the last digit

Fave Bitch:

Didn't know you could be anymore weirder

Is it a he or a she?

You:

HSGSJAKAKSHAKA

A he, I guess?

Fave Bitch:

Bitch you ain't sure??

You:

Well, he has an air of a he but haven't asked yet

Or maybe it is safe for me to say he didn't give me a chance to ask cause he certainly told me to stop texting him or he'll call the cops

Fave Bitch:

BITCH HAHSHSKAHSKHAJSJD

You:

Same bitch same

Fave Bitch:

Now what are your plans?

You:

Searching

Fave Bitch:

For what?

This is hilarious

You:

How to make someone unblock me

Fave Bitch:

Alright, do well missus. Update me when you already did

You:

Why don't you just help me? Come on, use that brain it ain't for decoration

Fave Bitch:

Ask if him if he is really a he or a she

You:

Nevermind

You're a lame lame bitch

Fave Bitch:

Well atleast I'm not as dumb as you are

You:

FIGHT ME BITCH

Fave Bitch:

*flips hair*

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