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Chapter 9- Pick Up Lines

Right now I'm dog sitting my neighbours dog for 5 hours, I do it every Sunday, so I thought it'd be a good time to update. She has a small puppy, it's a bichon friese and it's trying to bite my feet. The cool thing about being here is that it's a wireless mouse and keyboard and the compurter is TOUCH SCREEN, so I can type using the screen! It's like a huge touch screen phone.

On with Chapter 9... PickUp Lines!!!

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There are 265 bones in the human body. Would you like to add another?

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Did it hurt when you fell down from Heaven?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together.

I didn't know angels could fly so low.

You must be a broom because you just swept me off my feet.

Is there an airport nearby, or is that my heart taking off?

The cops must be after you because it's illegal to look that good.

I hope you know CPR because you're taking my breath away.

I'm not drunk -- you intoxicate me.

You know what they say about big feet! Honk honk!

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.

My nickname is Bones... and not because I'm a doctor.

Can I call you Little Asthma? 'Cause you take my breath away.

I'm allergic to three things: cheese, pollen and not being with you.

Hey, could you tell me where the "Star Wars" convention is? I just got lost... in your eyes.

I'd like you to look at my DNA.

Your bra size looks like it's the same as my favorite computer language, C++.

What's your name? I want to see if I can spell it on my calculator.

You're hotter than an anime chick.

Can I have directions? (Towhere?) Your heart.

Did you just fart? Because you blew me away!

My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in.

I've got a six pack...of Strongbow.

You're prettier than a beer truck pulling into the driveway.

Are your parent's retarded? Because you sure are special.

Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

I lost my number, can I borrow yours?

Q: How much does a polar bear weight?

Q: How Much?

A: Enough to break the ice. Hi my name is John. 

You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.

If I flip a coin, what are the chances of you giving me head?

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I'd have a dollar in total. Because you never leave my mind. 

Wanna shiver me timbers? (Pirate Pick Up Line)

Are you a magnet? Because I'm attracted to you

Did you just get a ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you.

If you were a bogie I'd pick you first.

If you were a flower I'd pick you first. 

Are your legs tired because you've been running through my mind all day.

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Ok, It's been absolutley amazing updating on this computer, I love the touch screen! It's been fun updating this having a puppy bitting my feet and barking at the door, his name's buttons and I think he wants to go on a walkies! Until next time guys.