this world needs saving (marvel x rwby)

knowhere part one

locaton - space man

we cut to the ship of the gardians of the galaxy lets see what their up too probrably something smart

gamora: for all my life I knew thanos he wanted two things too happen, 1. erase half of the universe with a snap of his fingers (she snaps her fingers) like this, and 2. go back to his future wife, a cat faunus named blake

thor: I need a weapon not a spoon

quill: hey where are you going

thor: to use one of your pods and go to get a weapon to kill that mad titan from vividnimiar

rocket: that place exists I thought that was only a legend,  would very much like to go

thor: your clearly the smart one and the captain sweet rabbit

rockwt looking like a rabbit: rabbit?

quill: but I am the leader not him- what kind of weapon are we even talking about 

thor: the thanos killing one

quill: then shouldn't we all have a weapon like that

thor: no your minds will be shattered when a weapon from 

rocket: is it crazy that I want to hold one even more

thor: ehh a little

quill: what even is thanos

thor: a human from the small town called titan, lo- my brother called him y/n

quill: a human just like me? wonder what his sembalance is or if he has one? I manage to get mine locked

drax: you mean loose it after killing daddy

matis: yes after daddy problems of death

groot: I am groot (dad's can be problems)

thor: ether way thanos needs to be stopped he has two stones just last week he got the power stone on xander, then went to my home of asgard and got the space stone, the time and mind stone are on earth there with the avengers

mantas: like kevin bacon?

thor: ehh maybe, now the soul stone no one even knows where that is unless legend is true and a cat fauness with black hair

gamora looks shock knowing someone else knows where the soul stone is

thor: which leaves the reality stone on knowhere it's safe with the collector and howard duck

quill: only a madman would give a stone to them

thor: or a genius, rabbit lets go to vividnimir

rocket: let me just check with the captain oh wait THATS ME! yeah lets go

quill: ahem (in a thor mocking voice) NO YOU WILL NOT, YOU WILL NOT BE TAKING OUR POD TODAY

thor: are you mockingme

quill (same voice): are you mocking me?

thor: your mocking me

quill: it seems he is mocking me

gamora: STOP IT YOU TOO

thor: he started it

gamora: you have no clue what thanos can do

thor: lets see probrably loose to some girl in a red dress with a red cape after gaining the reality stone

gamora: y/n is stronger then that his sembalence is evolving giving him the ability to handle the stones and giving him more strength, more knowledge, more everything, he will be strong

thor: how do you know all this

drax: gamora is the daughter of y/n 

thor then walks up to gamora after giving quill a death stare, giving gamora a death stare

thor: your father killed my brother!

quill: woah technicly step daughter

thor: parents can be hard, my mom got eaten by a wolf, my dad died in my hands, revealed I had a sister who stabed me in the eye making me loose said eye and then I had to kill her

quill: not to make it a contest but my father killed my mother and so I had to kill him and I walked out with both my eyes

thor: i'm going, come on rabbit

rocket: we got two ships so don't worry quill, come on groot and put that game down it will rot your brains

groot: I am groot (no way racoon)

quill: for the record I know you just don't want to fight thanos

rocket: you should watch what you say to your captain look me and groot will go with the pirate angle and you morons can try to kill thanos

thor: I bid you farewell and good luck morons

they then leave

part one over part two coming early Tuesday august 13th

(a/n: i know this got a bit confussing but the end result of the split is still the same, also I realize that I mesed up and it nividnimear not vividnimier, to make up for the mistakes here is ruberband man full song)