6. it's only a character

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jeff: u feel better today?

you: yeah, i sent the money back that matt gave me

jeff: he gave u money?

you: five grand

as a payment for my 'troubles'

jeff: hahaha he's such a dumbass

but five grand is a lot of money

u sure u don't wanna keep it?

you: would u?

jeff: i wouldn't

you: yeah. i wanna work honest for my money

jeff: that's great

you: uh, jeff?

what do u do exactly?

jeff: lol why

you: u said u've been to prison and u also said ur a millionaire

jeff: hahah those things are not associated with each other at all

i own a barbershop

watch my videos and u'll get a hang of it ;) youtube.com/jeffsbarbershop

you: how did u get so famous then?

because u know, i had to sign A LOT of contracts at Youtube

jeff: hahaha

well, i owe a lot to david dobrik. but don't watch his videos, i'm not at my best in them

you: i'll watch them all then

jeff: oh fuck u ;)

at least ur interested in what i do

you: i just wanna know how u got all ur money

jeff: y/n? please don't read too much into the stuff i say in the vlogs.

it's just a character

the real me is the one talking to you



PoV change:


you: fuck! she's gonna watch dave's vlogs

davidhoebrik: thank her for the views! <3

zaneyboy: lol she's gonna find out everything about u

toddysmith: ur still talking to her?

scottypotty: todd get ur head out of the toilet

she's what he's been talking about for weeks

heathhussar: but u know, u don't have a bad character

i mean i'm a stoner, scotty is an alcoholist, toddy is a prostitute and zane acts stupid when he's drunk

you: i'd trade for any of u. i'm an ex-convict and drug dealer and labelled as a serial killer. And two of those are right!

heathhussar: i hope one of the two isn't the latter one

davidhoebrik: hahahah

don't worry jeff

she likes u a lot

why else would she still be talking to u




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