"Cap want u in office now."
"kay I wheel."
why cap wan meh? huh weirdo, an shortie, kinda hot though. suddenly i was punched.
"Anneh?? What in thine heck??"
"Should've payed attention dumasss"
"fuq u anneh"
"bitch wha u say?"
"gtg cap wants me"
"uh huh butter run dumasss"
I sped walk to capins office
"Cappy?"
he push me on wall
"Ere" he says
"i'm loneleí" he says
"I'm lev" he says
"i'm gay for u" he says
"have the sex with me ere" he says
"okurr" i says
he get le loob and makes me ahole gud for his deek.
"reday ere?" he says
"yee" i says
"k" he says
"ngh" i says
"tee hee hee"
we hear a nosebled through the door
"hanji"
"tehee es mi" hanji says
"y'all r ma otp" hanji says
"i lub u to" hanji says
"fuc off shit glass" lev says
"tar har har" hanji says an runs away
"where were we ere?"
"at ta fuq part"
"oh okee" he says an gives me ta sunny D
"i lov u ere"
"i lob u 2 levbian"
we do sum more hanky panky an smooch. tru luv ☺️😊
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