Housemates / LunchClub

Body Wash

Noah: How many times
Do I have to tell you
Not to use

My FUCKING body wash

Cupper: a lot
why is my name "cupper"

Noah: don't try to change the subject

Cupper changed Cupper's name to Cooper

Noah: stop using my body wash EVERY FUCKING TIME YOU SHOWER

Cooper: k

Noah: we both know that you saying that means nothing

Cooper: oh?
why is it a problem anyway?
we can just buy more body wash so we can both use it?

Noah: no
it's my signature smell
not yours

Cooper: I cannot believe you

Noah: bro they'll start calling us gay and accusing us of taking showers together

Cooper: I would take a shower with you

Noah: omfg

Cooper: we'd be saving water

Noah: I'm not taking a shower with you

Cooper: not even in bathing suits?

Noah: just stop using my body wash please
we'll get more

Cooper: don't change the subject
answer the question
damn you
you whore

Noah: please leave me alone, youre acting like carson

Cooper: k
have fun in the shower

Noah: please
please let me leave... I am uncomfortable

Cooper: k bye