Housemates / LunchClub

"mY MeAT"

Coop: hey
Hey
Hey

Carson: what cooper

Coop: stop eating my meat

Carson: …
no

Coop: pls

Carson: no

Coop: pls

Carson: why

Coop: because its my meat

Carson: then why is it in my mouth?

Coop: youve gotta be shitting me
My meat
Is in your mouth right now

Carson: it is
Nice and juicy
Yummy yum
Mmm so gooood

Coop: Dont make me do this

Carson: what
What are you gunna do
Huh?
My door is locked

Coop: ill unscrew the hinges

Carson: the hinges are on the inside

Coop: dont care
Ill do it anyway

Carson: fucking try me

Coop: i will camp out right here in this hallway until you come out and when you do, my meat will be the last thing you see, you inconsiderate goblin boy

Carson: are you outside my room
Im gonna assume the pounding on my door is a yes
Im also not opening the door for you
Im far too busy shoving your meat in my mouth

Coop: please dude
I just want my meat back
Pls

Carson: why should I give it back

Coop: it needs to be refrigerated

Carson: ew
You keep your meat cold?

Coop: open your door
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT MY MEAT DUDE
MY MEAT
GIVE IT BACK

Carson: no
And as coopers back slid down carsons still locked door, hot tears falling from his crystalline eyes, he knew he would never see his meat again

Coop: :’(
That was some nice writing tho good job

Carson: the doors been unlocked this whole time
Come get your meat

Coop: fuck you

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AN:
I like this one a lot

Edit: out of 236 words, 12 of them are the word 'meat'
That means that 5% of this story is raw meat.
You're welcome.