Stardust/Stand-up Yang (God help us all!)

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Episode begins with Blake on the sidewalk in the city of Vale, holding a flag. 

Blake: Drivers, are you ready. 

Yang revs up her motorcycle. 

Ruby comes out inside a red wagon with hot-red flaming stickers. Ruby is holding a fishing rod with a dog bone attached to the end of it, for Zwei. (Who is pulling the wagon.) 

Fluttershy: Aw, how adorable. 

Spike: Hopefully that dog can run as fast as a motorcycle. 

Yang: Ready! 

Ruby: Let's do this! 

Zwei: Woof! 

Weiss: I to am ready to start the race. 

Weiss comes up riding a pretty pink tricycle. 

Ruby and Yang burst into complete hysterical laughter. 

Apparently, you, Spike, and all the girls do the same. 

Everyone: 

(Y/N): I FEEL LIKE GUTS ARE GOING TO BURST!  

Rainbow Dash: A TRICYCLE! HA HA, REALLY ICE QUEEN?! 

Applejack: HOW LONG IS THIS GOING TO KEEP UP! 

Adagio: I DON'T KNOW! 

Sonata: PROBABLY, UNTIL WE ALL DIE OF LAUGHTER! 

After a minute of laughter, you all calm down. 

Twilight: Whew, sweet Celestia. 

Sunset: Oh man, that was too funny. 

Weiss: What? 

Yang: Where did you get that thing? Your Grandma? 

Weiss: As a matter of fact, yes. This was Nana Schnee's favorite bike. She called it "Stardust".

Rarity: That name sounds lovely. 

Sunny Flare: I agree, it sounds like a outfit made out of crystals and magic. 

Ruby and Yang begin laughing again. 

Ruby: I wish you could see how dumb you look! 

The stickers on the wagon begin to fall off.

Ruby: Oh no, my stickies! 

Gloriosa: You were saying Ruby. 

Octavia: Well, Weiss is still using a tricycle. 

Vinyl: Very true. 

Yang: Well I hope Nana taught you to lose, princess. 'Cause you don't have the horsepower.

Weiss: I have plenty of horses, thank you.

Sci-Twi: No, Weiss, horsepower means how much "work" is done. You're smarter than that. 

Twilight: Physics is really brought up a lot by us recently. 

(Y/N): No kidding. 

Blake: Enough chatter! Let's race! On your marks, get set, go!

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