Crazy BFF's

Poor Avu!

Sid lifts Avu in his arms and takes her inside the house

Lady: Beta isse bed par leta do

Sid gently placed her on the bed

Lady: Main abhi kadha banake aati hu!

Rimi: Au.. aunty kadha kyu?

Lady: Arey isse dard kam ho jayega

Avu was scared now.

Avu: Vo vo..mujhe ab thoda accha lag raha hai toh.... toh aapko kadha laane ki koi zaroorat nahi hai

Sid: Nahi nahi aunty aap kadha lao

Janu gritting her teeth: Vo keh rahi haina toh phir kya zaroorat hai kadhe ki! Smiling fake

Sid ( trying to act innocent): No! Mujhe meri wife aur bacche ko lekar koi risk nahi lena

Lady: Hayee! Kinna sona munda hai!

Jai: Aunty tussi Punjabi?

Lady: Ha!  Tussi vi Punjabi!

Avu tried to divert her attention so that she forgets about kadha

Avu: Aunty apna naam toh dasso!

Lady: Aasha! Tussi vi apna naam batao

Everyone told their names and Avu, Janu and Reem were kinda relieved that she forgot about kadha but Sid spoke again

Sid: Aunty aap kadha laane vale the?

Asha: Ha puttar abhi laati hu

As soon as she went away Avu started punching him and Reem and Janu were beating him with pillows.

Sid: Arey! Bacche ki jaan loge kya?

Reem: Kis angle se bacche ho tum

Abhi: Haa tu toh ab bacche ka baap banne vala hai😉

Avu: Bhai! Aap bhi😐

Sid: Avu! Janu and Reem ka toh samajhta hai but tumhe pregnancy mein aise violent nahi hona chahiye😉😉

Avu: Main tumhe ma....suniye aapko kya lagta hai ladka hoga ya ladki?

Sid was shocked at first but then he realised that Aunty was standing at the door.

Vaishu: Ladko ho ya ladki usse kuch farak nahi padta bas healthy hona chahiye.

She came inside with a tray

Asha: Ha ye baat toh bilkul sahi kahi tumne!

She then gave her the glass and she drank that forcefully. After that she glared at Sid and he just smirked in return.

Asha: Vaise kitne mahine hue

Bhavu: Aunty aapko galat fahmi hui hai hume yaha aaye bas 1 din hi hua

Everyone slapped their foreheads.

Faisal: Arey aunty aap usse chodo, main batata hu kitne months hue

Asha: Ha batao beta!

Faisal: 9th month chal raha hai

Asha: Aakhri mahina hai aisa dekhke lag toh nahi raha😕

Faisal: Nahi aunty abhi 3 month aur baaki hai na kyuki abhi September hai!

Everyone slapped their foreheads again. This time both Sid and Avu said at the same time

Sid: 2 months!
Avu: 3 months!

Then they realised that both said different numbers

Vaishu: Vo kya hai na aunty pehle month mein Sid kaam se out of country tha isliye thoda confusion ho gaya😅

Asha: Koi baat nahi aap logo ko bhook lagi hogi main abhi khana lati hu.

Jai: Aunty vaise aap apni maid ko bhi bol sakti hai khana laane ke liye

Asha: Vo toh tum logo ke aate hi chali gayi

She went outside to arrange food

Reem: Tumhe badi chinta hai uss maid ki😤

She hit him on the chest hard

Jai: Ouch! 😟 Main toh bas puch raha tha

Reem again hit him

Reem: Aaye bade bas puch rahe the!

Avu: Sid agar tumne aur kuch masti ki na toh main

Sid (coming closer): Toh kya?😉

Avu: Toh main...

Sid (coming even more closer) : Toh kya? Batao na

Jai and Bhavu: No PDA!

Asha aunty came back and everyone sat down for dinner. She served everyone food.

Asha: Beta tumhe khatta khane ka man nahi kar raha kya?

Vaishu: Nahi aunty uska khatta khane ka man nahi karta

Avu: Ji aunty!

Sid: Nahi aunty uska khatta khane ka man kar raha hai lekin aapko taklif hogi isliye vo mana kar rahi hai

Avneet glared at him in the most dangerous way possible.

Aunty came back with a plate of pickles and placed it in front of Avu

Hesitatingly and forcefully she ate the pickle not without throwing daggers with her eyes on Sid.

Bhavu (whisper): Bhai abhi jitne maza lena hai lele. Jis moment yaha se nikle Avu teri vaat laga degi toh savdhaan!

Sid(whisper): Mujhe bhi pata hai lekin Yaar Bhavu zindagi aaj mein jeeni chahiye, kal ke baare mein sochke aaj ki enjoyment barbad kare ye toh buri baat hai!

Jai who was listening to the conversation

Jai's POV

Waah! Badi philosophy chha rahi hai! Jis minute iss ghar se bahar gaye ,di inki saari philosophy jhaad degi!

End of POV

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-NEHA
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