Just Some Trolls Oneshots For Y'all

How Mr. Dinkles and Mrs. Squinkles got married and divorced

(Okay bUt like i'M BORED OK A Y-)

Biggie was randomly walking outside with Mr. Dinkles, until he saw another worm just like the worm he had in his arms. It was a girl.

B: *gAsP* it's a worm, jUsT LeIk yOu mR. D!

Mr. D: *looks at le worm and is secretly begging to have secks with her* 🤤

Le worm: *looks at Mr. D and is secretly begging to have secks with him as well* 🤤

B: of fuk I guess I should leeve them alOne now *leeves them alOne*

Mr. D: what's your nAmE 😏

Le worm: Ms. SpRiNKLeS 😏

Mr. D: well Ms. Sprinkles, wanna dO iT ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Ms. Sprinkles: yEs dAdDy (wtf is my life)

Le both worms: *start to do it in public*

(Gray) Branch, getting his sticks cause: *sees the two worms* wtf is this shet *leaves*

A month lAtoR

Poppy: *knocks on Branch's mat*

Branch: *opens his mat* whAt

Poppy: wILL yOu cOmE tO mR. dInKLeS aNd mS. sPrInKLeS' wEdDiNg

Branch: oh, the wedding of the two worms that started humping each other when I was jUst trying to collect sticks and then I needed therapy to get that out of my mind? Yeah

nO

Poppy: aW whY

Branch: fuk u *closes his mat*

Poppy:

Also Poppy: *slips the invitation in the mat* jUsT iN cAsE

A few seconds lAtoR

Biggie: *is balling his eyes out* WAAAAHAHAGAGQHWGWHWWGWHWVWVWVWVWVWVOFHAOFJQPFHQPGCQOCOQHFOQHFQOHQOGOQRHQOHGQODHOQDHQOHQODHQODVODQBPDHPDBPDNDND

GD, who is next to Biggie: ._.

Random Troll who doesn't know how to get worms married: yoU mAy nOw kIsS tHe...worm

Both worms: *pretty much have secks in front of everyone*

Poppy: mY eYeS aRe bUrNiNg

Branch, going up to Poppy who was trying to collect his stick when he saw this: told you

Poppy:

Branch: *disappears*

A few months lAtoR

Biggie: BUT I WANT TO KEEP ALL THE WORMS

Poppy: Biggie, I know for a fact that you can't keep one million worms.

Biggie: BUT N O

Poppy: okay then, fine by me...I'll just go on now..*disappears*

Biggie:

Also Biggie:

Also Biggie: Kay then

Mrs. Sprinkles: hEy wAnNa mAkE mOrE bAbIeS

Mr. Dinkles: sUrE

Both worms: *make even more babies*

Biggie:

A few seconds lAtoR

Mrs. Sprinkles: *cheats on Mr. Dinkles for a puffalo*

Mr. Dinkles: wtf is this what did I do wrong

Mrs. Sprinkles: a want a divorce

Both worms: *get divorced*

Mrs. Sprinkles: *takes her 235 million worms with her and drowns them*

A few months after the true colors and Bergen bonding thing

(SEASON 2 SPOILERS)

After Adventures In Dinkles Sitting

Gary: *tells Branch he wants to marry Mr. Dinkles

Branch:

Also Branch:

Also Branch:

Also Branch:

Also Branch:

Also Branch:

Also Branch:

Also Branch:

Also Branch: wtf did you just ask me