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tanjirou: hey hey zenitsu

zenitsu: ??

tanjirou: imagine

tanjirou: baby inosuke

zenitsu: i don't like mental images much tanjirou

zenitsu: i....i really don't.

tanjirou: but think about it

tanjirou: little baby inosuke

tanjirou: *WITHOUT THE BOAR FACE*

tanjirou: i mean, handsome as he is, he must have been really cute as a baby

zenitsu: i thinkn't

tanjirou: THINKN'T???

zenitsu: THINKN'T

tanjirou: if he were there, inosuke would've probably disagreed

zenitsu: disagreed as in 'what you just said is wrong' or

zenitsu: 'i'll beat you back into a fetus so your mom can fix her mistake and actually abort'?

tanjirou:

tanjirou: zenitsu

zenitsu: ??

tanjirou: the ideas you come up with

tanjirou: are seriously starting to concern me

inosuke: oi

zenitsu: no.

zenitsu: how and why does he always appear on that kind of moment

tanjirou: what kind of moment?

zenitsu: don't play innocent you little fuckitty fuck

inosuke: i sensed you were talking about me

zenitsu: and you say that thing could be a cute baby

zenitsu: he does things that go beyond ANY human comprehension

zenitsu: allow me to repeat myself

zenitsu: beyond any human comprehension

tanjirou: well, i'm not that surprised..... i mean, he knows exactly when someone is looking at him, and where they're looking...

zenitsu:

zenitsu: you

zenitsu: you've sided with the devil

zenitsu: i see

zenitsu: i shall bring forth the holy artifact

tanjirou: zenitsu please

zenitsu: no i will not let you get to my mind like the demon did to you

tanjirou: zenitsuuu

tanjirou: calm down.

zenitsu: yOU CALM DOWN

inosuke: let him.

tanjirou: wha...?

inosuke: im curious

tanjirou: uh

zenitsu: uh

inosuke: what

zenitsu: i have nothing actually

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