douma: babe
akaza:
douma: my love
akaza:
douma: mon amour
akaza: seems like you got nothing to tell me
akaza: guess i'll go sunbathe
douma: pardon me my lord but
douma: do you wish to die?
akaza: yes, douma.
akaza: that is precisely the point.
douma: my boo suicidal :(
douma: but my sweetie pie
douma: i do want to tell you something
akaza: get fucking bent
douma: under the table? of course munchkin
akaza: please. please let the sun burn you to a crisp
douma: wym?? i'm already crispy
douma: others got cake
douma: but I've got my ✨~assnuggies~✨to back it up
douma: but bby
douma: you've been in a pretty pissy mood lately, honeybun
douma: i wonder why??
akaza: come say that to my face. i fucking dare you. "i wonder why??"
douma: what's gotten you so upset, sweetcheeks?
akaza: Nothing.
douma: that's exactly what a pissy demon gaylord would say
akaza: . . .
douma: c'mon, you can tell me, akaza
douma: i ran out of nicknames.
akaza: k then. i'll tell you
akaza: answer me this
akaza: how many men have you eaten in your life
douma:
douma: what
douma:
douma: wait
douma:
douma: AAAAAAAAAA
douma: YOU JELLYYYYYYY
akaza: I'm not jealous. just answer the damn question
douma: babyyyyyy
douma: they offered themselves to me so i ate 'em
douma: i mean, people wanna die. can i stop them?
douma: plus, free meals!
douma: i promise i didn't savor them or anything! the men i mean!!!
douma: right.
douma: awwwwwwwwwwwww you jelly donut
akaza: whatever. i'm going
douma: noooo don't leave me
douma: i love you, akaza
douma: i know I'm hella dumb and tend to always say ily randomly like the dumbass i am but..
douma: i mean it.
akaza: ....is that so
douma: yes. i love you
akaza: .....well, i guess i have something to tell you too
douma: yes?????
akaza: literally
akaza: no one loves you
douma:
