douma: akaza-sama
douma:
douma: my lord, i beg of you to grant me a fragment of your attention for two minutes
akaza: it's literally 2:43 in the morning. go back to where you came from before i change places with your sleep paralysis demon
douma: but babe
akaza: ugh
akaza: what the fuck do you want
douma: OH YOU FELL FOR THAT
douma: YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
douma: you lauv mey 😩
akaza: i'll keep my fragment of attention to myself
douma: you wouldn't. you love me too much. i'm adowable uwu
akaza: did you just
akaza: 'uwu' me?
douma: maybe i did. maybe i didn't. it's 2 am akaza-sama you must be tired it's understandable
douma: anyway i was thinking
douma: about when i fell in love
douma: with you.
akaza: ugh
douma: don't 'ugh' me! all couples do that kinda how we first met thingy at some point right?
akaza: when since were we a couple?
akaza: i've told you many times that i am in love with a woman
douma: your love for her isn't real
douma: not that she's even real anymore to begin with 😂😂
douma: but hey i mean
douma: haven't you seen
douma: my assnuggies
akaza: fuck you
douma: you can do that yourself my good sir
akaza: true
douma: anyway i was saying
douma: ..what
akaza: what
douma: mmmmmmmm i was saying
douma: when i fell for you
douma: it was like this love at first sight thing
douma: i don't know how people normally describe it but the process is pretty instant
douma: when i first looked at you...
douma: my eyes sent information to my brain
douma: and my brain said
douma: "you should fuck him in the ass."
douma: and that's when i knew i loved dick
douma: only yours of course, my lord
douma: now's your turn! how'd you fall for me?
akaza: i didn't.
douma: LIES
akaza: why would i lie
akaza: i never liked you
