Mr. Ice

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Russia: *exists*

Arizona: MR. ICE, YOU ARE MY GOD AND MY LIGHT. I PRAY TO YOU EACH NIGHT HOPING YOU WILL ONE DAY LAY A FINE LAYER OF SNOW ON MY LAND ALLOWING ME TO SIT IN A COMFY SWEATER AND MAYBE EVEN GO OUTSIDE AND NOT GET HEAT STROKE. SO I PRAY TO YOU ONCE MORE MIGHTY MR. ICE, FOR YOU HAVR THE POWER TO KEEP ME COOL AND ALLOW ME TO GO ON GREAT ADVENTURES THROUGH THE LAND AND SEA WITHOUT DYING DUE TO THE OVERWHELMING HEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAATTTT.

Russia: what.....

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