Creepypasta Texts

My species is retard

Y/n: I'm y/n and I can only count to six

Y/n: what the heck come after six

Y/n: I'm y/n and I always wear clothes

Y/n: I'm y/n and I'm stuck in this bag

Y/n: I'm y/n and I'm a baaad gurl

Y/n: I'm y/n and my brother is b/n

Y/n: I'm y/n and my dad won't miss home

Y/n: I'm y/n and I'm definitely not Asian (Sorry oop)

Y/n: I'm y/n and I've never seen a flower

Y/n: I'm y/n and I've seen god

Y/n: I'm y/n and I've never been hungry

Y/n: I'm y/n and I like to clap

Y/n: I'm y/n and I do a back flip

Y/n: I'm y/n and I'm always drunk

Y/n: I'm y/n and need an abortion?

Y/n: I'm y/n and I burned down a hospital

Y/n: I'm y/n and I forgot how to breATHE

Y/n: I'm y/n and I sing in the choir AAAAAA

Y/n: I'm y/n and I can guarantee protection

Y/n: I'm y/n and I always come first

Y/n: I'm y/n and I jump across the street!

Y/n: I'm y/n and I sleep in a chair

Y/n: I'm y/n and my body's a magnet

Y/n: I'm y/n and I'm immune to aids

Y/n: I'm y/n and I only like anal ;)

Y/n: I'm y/n and I cough up blood

Y/n: I'm y/n and ya better not hiccup

Y/n: I'm y/n and doctors say I don't have much time left

Y/n: I'm y/n and I'm allergic to my tongue

Y/n: I'm y/n and I gotta pee with the lights off

Y/n: I'm y/n and cause I'll find you

Y/n: I'm y/n and I don't believe in gravity

Y/n: I'm y/n and I MMMM

Y/n: I'm y/n and everything's a joke