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Y/N's Contouring 101

Y/n: I don't know if you're supposed to put contour on before the rest of your makeup or after the rest of your makeup

Y/n: but it doesn't matter because men are stupid

Y/n: so long as you look like a newborn baby

Y/n: they are willing to mate with you

Y/n: I must warn you the transition from beginning to end might be startling

Y/n: first things first, check your flesh

Y/n: as you can see here I have no flesh

Y/n: contouring is a very dangerous game

Y/n: once a man walked in on me while I was contouring

Y/n: I had to pretend I was schizophrenic so he'd think I was playing and catch it and he'd leave me alone

Y/n: it was a sad day

Y/n: if the men find out we can shape shift they're going to tell the church

Y/n: eliminate the nose

Y/n: you can pretend that you have no nostrils

Y/n: men will be bewitched and hand over their wallets

Y/n: men don't like nostrils

Y/n: you want to look like a pterodactyl

Y/n: men love pterodactyls

Y/n: SCREEEEEE

Y/n: beautiful