jokes

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You were at an AU party where all of the sans' from different universes come to hang out and have a good time. The bad sans' were also there and you came up with an idea. The bad sans' consist of Nightmare, Error, Horror, Dust, Killer, and Cross. You thought why not make some jokes. You walk up to them and begin. "Sometimes I think I'm a sans because I don't make promises, I'm lazy, and I'm very punny. Oh I made an ERROR on that one, I meant to say that my puns are KILLER." Nightmare looks at you in disgust. "Geez from the look on your face it seems you don't like my SANSational puns. This must be such a NIGHTMARE for you or maybe it's all just a bad DREAM." The minute you mentioned Nightmare's brother he had a murdererous look on his face."Oh whoops looks like I CROSSed the line with that one. Okay I should probably stop before I get turned to DUST because that would be HORRORible. Now all of the bad sans' were glaring at you so you ran away like you were battling Undyne during a pacifist route.

(Well that's it. I know this is so random but I've always wanted to make a chapter like this so thanks for enjoying my garbage. ~PJ14)

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