the desert

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Aloe: Ah, yes. The desert. Count how many sand is here, Ion. That's your first mission.

Ion: Ok. 1...2...3...

Cyborg Cookie: Why the fuck would you make him do that?!

Aloe: It passes the time.

Cyborg: It's gonna take so long!

Hero, who decided to tag along: *bursts into a fit of laughter*

Cyborg: Aloe! It's gonna be so annoying!

Aloe, who is trying his best to hold back his laughter: I'm curious as to what the biggest number is.

Cyborg: No! He's just gonna be counting forever!

Aloe: Perhaps. But-! *just gives up on holding his laughter in and starts laughing with hero*

Ion: 19...20...21...22...23...24...25...26...

Cyborg: Aloe, what have you wrought?! This is your fault!

Ion: 29...30. There are only 30 million sand particles in this desert.

Aloe, who quickly gained his composure: See, that was easy.

Cyborg: Thank f u c k, oh my god.

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