icrq but it's a sequel nobody asked for

glue sticks

Kiwi: So...you eat glitter glue, right?

Dino-Sour: I drink it, you uncultured swine.

Kiwi: Same difference.

Kiwi: What do glue sticks taste like?

Dino-Sour: ...Why?

Kiwi: Asking for a friend.

Dino-Sour: It varies from brand to brand.

Kiwi: What do you reccomend then?

Dino-Sour: Well, Avery's is just plain boring. Elmer's tastes like pool water, and Scholastic is amazing.

Kiwi: So I, or my friend rather, should try Scholastic.

Dino-Sour, sneering and hateful: Amazing if you like the taste of burnt rubber.