Dino, Kiwi, and Roll Cake: *looking at pictures of ice cream sandwiches for some reason*
Kiwi: I'm hungry.
Dino-Sour: I'll eat that like I eat ass.
Roll Cake: You don't eat ass. So you're not gonna eat it.
Dino-Sour: I- You don't know if I eat ass.
Roll Cake: I know you don't eat ass.
Dino-Sour: I mean, I've never eaten ass, but if it was on the table-
Roll Cake: Exactly! Therefore, you don't eat ass.
Dino-Sour: That doesn't mean I don't eat ass, it means I haven't eaten ass.
Kiwi: *w h e e z e*
Roll Cake: Yeah, you don't currently eat ass.
*both arguing*
Roll Cake: You wouldn't eat this shit! You agree!
Dino-Sour: What do you mean?! Maybe I would eat ass! Maybe if a guy or girl was like "Hey. You wanna eat my ass?" I'd say "Yeah, sure. I'll eat your ass."
Roll Cake: Okay, no you wouldn't.
Dino-Sour: How do you know?
Kiwi: Can I go back to my room now?
Roll Cake: 'Cause I know you wouldn't.
Dino-Sour: You don't know if I would or wouldn't!
Roll Cake: I know you wouldn't.
Dino-Sour: I'm a freaky guy in bed, Roll Cake- *starts fuckin losing it*
Roll Cake: *laughs along with him*
YOU ARE READING
icrq but it's a sequel nobody asked for
Humoryou thought it was over? well fuck you, because it isn't-
