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Rougefort (disguised as Wind Archer): Hey, Fire Spirit! I have a question for you.

Fire Spirit: Oh, what question do you have? Is it about my bust size?

Fake Wind Archer: Ha ha! No.

Fake Wind Archer: If a child (Fire Spirit: Aw...) refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting arrest?

Fire Spirit:

Fire Spirit: I...I-I-I-I guess-?

Fake Wind Archer: Ha ha! Let's have sex.

Fire Spirit: You would literally never say this-!

Moonlight: IMPOSTER!

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