Sentence Starters and Other Stuff

Mixed Things

"don't you dare touch me!"

"It's been nice knowing ya"

"you better run!"

"that's right, asshole, I'm still alive!"

"oh, yeah? why should I believe you?"

"WAKE UP!"

"I swear to god, you put your hand over my mouth again and I will lick and/or bite you"

"oh yeah? make me."

"I really don't feel good"

"I'm alive!"

"you could have died!"

"alakazam, jackass!"

"ooh, I'm terrified"

"I'm calling bullshit!"

"go ahead, shoot me. I dare you."

"and I should care because...?"

"don't touch me!"

"if I wanted to kill you, you'd be dead"

"be gone. go!"

"leave me alone"

"fuck off"

"I trust you"

"how dare you!"

"I dare you!"

"oh, that sounds like a marvelous idea. absolutely fantastic. one hundred percent foolproof."

"hear me out. what if 'heck' was the lovechild of hell and fuck, wouldn't that make heck a swear word?"

"you're an asshole"

"...what is that even supposed to mean?"

"just stop talking"

"should we talk about this?"

"say (insert whatever here) one more time— I dare you"

"I'm dead, go away"

"for the love of— for the last time I am not the energizer bunny on crack"

"I'm gonna bust you outta here"

"don't you dare die on me!"

"uh... parkour?"

"uh... no. I'm not an idiot."

"that one is definitely on me"

"y'know, I'm pretty sure that wasn't supposed to explode."

"no shit, sherlock"