It Was Love At First Sight [Jason DiLaurentis]

Chapter 47

I woke up to a series of Jason's texts from last night, most of them were basically telling me to go fuck myself.

Oh boy, I really pissed him off.

I got up and went downstairs. Mom and dad were having breakfast behind the table but Mark was nowhere to be seen.

"Morning." I mumbled.

"Morning." they replied in unison.

I sat down on a chair and poured myself some coffee.

"Did you talk to Jason last night?" dad asked.

"He texted me. He was pretty upset." I sighed.

"Just give him a blowjob and he'll chill." mom shrugged.

"Seriously, mom? Now you too?" I asked.

"I'm just saying. It does the trick for me." she shrugged.

"It does." dad confirmed.

"I don't think this will work on Jason." I said and blushed.

"How do you know? Have you tried it before?" mom asked.

"Settling our fights with anything other than a mature conversation? Not really." I said.

"No, I meant a blowjob." she said.

"When did we become this family that shares too much information?" I asked upset.

"It's okay if you haven't." she said, completely ignoring everything I was saying.

"Are you even listening to me?" I snorted.

"But the truth is, you'll have to do it eventually." now dad started.

"Why?" I asked.

"Because. Blowjobs are a must for most guys." he shrugged.

"If it's such a must then why hasn't Jason ever asked me to give him one?" I asked and crossed my arms over my chest.

"I don't know, did you tell him you didn't want to?" mom asked.

"I didn't say anything." I said.

"Maybe he doesn't wanna pressure you but just because he hasn't said anything it doesn't mean that he doesn't want one." dad said.