Lawyers in Love

October 11

October 11, 2028 6:21 am

Wright Anything Agency

It was early in the morning and Athena was walking to Phoenix's office with a strange package. The package is what you would expect from a $500 clothes store like Gucci, and there was a note that read, "From Edgey, to Phoenix" and on the back was the note part. She, actually for once, knocked on the door with her hands

"Boss, you got a package from Mr. Edgeworth, I think..."

From inside, Phoenix only blooshed a little bit, because he finally gave into the gay feeling.

"Just put it by my desk and I'll look at it later"

"Ok, *whispers* I ship it so hard..."

Athena turned the knob on the door, and then picked up the package, then walked inside the room. She placed the package by Phoenix's desk and walked out the room, with a big ass motherfucking smile on her goddamn adorable ass face. Phoenix walked over to the package as soon as Athena left

"Oh boy, what do you have this time, Edgey?"

He thought to himself out loud. He took the note and proceeded to read it. It said:

"For my little honey bun, I got you this, so when we see each other again, you may call me as your prince charming. 〜(＞人＜)Edgeworth"

"What does he mean by-"

As soon as Phoenix opened the package, it revealed a tiara, a light blue dress, white mary janes, that were his size, white stockings, and a red-pink veil

"Oh my god, he is not-"

There was a knock on the door, it was Apollo(dodrio)

"Hey, Mr. Wright?"

Apollo said beyond the door.

"I-In a second!"

Phoenix didn't want anyone to see the 'pleasant' gift from Miles

"Mr. Edgeworth seeks an audience with you."

"Send him right on in once he arrives. I need to t-talk to him about something..."

Phoenix felt a mixture of anger and nervousness

"Whhhhhyyyy?"

"I-it's sorta private! Also, I need to get ready.."

"O..k?"

Apollo left and Phoenix began his transformation. Not even 20 minutes later, and he heard Miles' voice from beyond the door saying the classic:

"Honey, I'm home!"

in the sweetest little bell like voice Phoenix had ever heard. Phoenix was luckily already changed into the dress and etc

"Come in, darling!"

he said, then running to the couch and pretended to be asleep in the Sleeping Beauty pose. Edgeworth entered the room, dressed like a prince, with the crown and cape. He noticed Wright in that position and made a smirk.

"So, you wanna play that.....Wright?"

he said, proceeding to the princess defense attorney. He kneeled down and kissed Phoenix. Phoenix slowly uncovered his eyelids for his eyes could land on Edgeworth.

"Morning, beautiful"

Edgeworth whispered into Phoenix's ear revealing a great big smile to both of them. Phoenix sat up on the couch and gave Edgeworth a kiss on the cheek. Larry, like the stalker he is, was peeping through the keyhole in the door and suddenly exploded into a state of fanboy. He might have had a 3 day concussion after that. Inside the room, Phoenix's mood changed as he Japanese ball slapped the poor prince prosecutor

"Why the fuck did you make me wear this shit?!?!"

"Hey! Calm down there, honey! You choose to wear it! And it's no shit! I hand picked each item fo—"

"I don't care!! I'm just not suited to be a girl, goddamnit!"

After those words left Phoenix's mouth, Miles gave Phoenix his space. Miles' heart shattered on the inside. For the first time in a long time, they were crying together. For different reasons, they broke apart for the rest of Miles' time in the office. Miles was about to leave at the door, but Phoenix had something to say

"I'm sorry that I insulted your gift. I wasn't thinking straight—"

"No! You didn't do anything! I'm sorry about treating you like a girlfriend without your consent or anything!"

"No, Miles, stop!"

Phoenix grabbed onto his wrist and pulled him away from the door. He then sat Miles down and laid Miles' head on his lap

"I'll be your 'wife'! Wright was wrong..."

(cue the wright is wrong song)

"Thanks, birdie..."

Edgeworth got out right before he calmed down enough to sleep on Phoenix's warm body. Phoenix sighed and started shaking his head

'What am I going to do with you?'

Shortly afterward, Phoenix fell asleep.