Meme/Shitpost's #2 (Sorry not sorry owo)

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With Hightide, Blurr, Salvage, Quickshadow, and Servo

Salvage: *Tinkering with a few pieces of scrap* Hey Servo, come screw this in for me, will ya?

Servo: Scampers over to Salvage and assists him with his invention

Quickshadow: *Watches over Salvages shoulder* What are you building this time, Salvage?

Salvage: I'm making a bot sized jet pack.

Quickshadow: *confused* Why?

Salvage: You never know when we might need one!

Quickshadow: Fair enough.

Blurr: *Bursts into the room in vehicle mode at top speed* YAAAAAHOOOOO!!!!!

Quickshadow: *screams and runs across the room* BLURR WHAT IN PRIMUS-

Salvage: *Grabs Servo and his invention and books it towards Quickshadow* GAAA!!!

Blurr: crashes into a pile of crates

Quickshadow: *Backed into a corner* Mother of Primus Blurr, can you NOT DO STUPID SHIT LIKE THAT?!

Salvage: Language. But really Blurr, you nearly gave me a spark attack!

Blurr: *sits up and rubs his helm* Ow....Man that was a pretty sick entrance huh guys?

Salvage and Quickshadow: Exchange glances

Suddenly, all the lights flicker off. 

Hightide: Can be heard a few hallways down screaming in fury

Blurr: *whines* Oh man, what did I do this time?!

Quickshadow: Knowing full well what is going on, gets to higher ground followed my Servo

Salvage: Grabs a random guitar just sitting on the floor (don't ask)

High Tide: *Bursts into the room* BLURR!!!

Blurr: What?

High Tide: YOU DIDN'T FUCKING PAY THE POWER BILL?!! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!

Blurr: *remembers that it was his turn to pay the bills* Oh Primus i'm gonna die.

Salvage: *Suddenly comes out of the shadows holding the guitar* WhEn YoUr LiGhTs DoN't WoRk LiKe ThEy UsEd To BeFoRe-

High Tide: SALVAGE SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

Quickshadow: starts laughing hard enough for everyone to here

High Tide: Real Pissed 

Everyone else: About to die

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Video this is based off of:

Dani: Hey, where's Blades?

Heatwave: I don't know, did you try by the tv?

Dani: Yes, he wasn't there.

Chase: *burstes through the door* I KNOW WHERE HE IS!

Heatwave: Wha-

Kade: *rushes in after Chase* RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!

Chase and Kade: Book it out of there

Dani and Heatwave: confused as frick

Suddenly, Blades could be heard a distance away, but he was getting closer.

Blades: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!

Dani: What the fu-

Blades: *collapses onto the couch holding a phone* Bumblebee! Sup!

Dani: Starts laughing her lungs out

Heatwave: Low key scared for his life

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