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sparky and crypto

it be like that sometimes

crypto x reader (kind of)

what it's like to have both crypto and sparky on the same team

warnings: just a bunch of screaming

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"hush now, crypto, i'm searching."

"for what?"

"for where i asked for your fucking opinion, you bitch."

crypto gives them a glare once again. sparky flips him off, sending a sweet smile towards him. they turn around, laughing a bit. caustic came out from the building, finding some ammo that crypto had asked for. before he could call out to him, sparky felt a burning sensation towards their stomach.

"aaAAAH!"

sparky falls back, feeling the stinging of the charge rifle that was just aimed at them. unfortunately, crypto couldn't move out of the way in time as sparky came crashing down onto the floor, knocking him down as well. caustic observes both of his teammates tumble down the hill. he isn't even fazed a bit that sparky would do such thing as that. they both hit the fence, which caused them both to stop. crypto layed right on top of sparky, who was practically steaming from the shot that was taken at them.

"imma come after them-get your fat ass off of me!" sparky pushes crypto off of them, who was pushed into the fence once again.

"bet you won't do it again, pussy!" sparky shouts, climbing back up the hill.

they take out their charge rifle and proceed to fire back at the person.

"yeah! fuck you!" they flip them off, eliminating them from the match. "i'm getting to hype over nothing, oof."

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sparky was at the top of one of the towers, aiming their sniper at an enemy team. crypto and mirage had to go to ground level, finding more ammo as sparky was dealing with the enemy squad. all of a sudden, they heard them screaming. both of them run outside and saw sparky jump off, still aiming at them.

"got em'!"

crypto immediately sprints, holding his arms out as sparky falls down to the ground. sparky felt a pair of arms grab them, lifting them up bridal style.

"put me down." sparky bluntly says, in a joking manner.

"okay."

crypto lifts his hands, weight lifting from his arms. he hears a thud from right in front of him. smirking down, they see sparky holding their head in pain from the impact of the ground.

"maybe next time you should appreciate getting saved."

sparky snarls, glaring right at him. before he could walk away, he felt a wave of electricity course right through his body. he falls down to the ground across from sparky, who smirks at him.

"maybe next time you should appreciate that i was the one who covered for you!"

"maybe you two should get a room, you lovebirds!" mirage announces, walking over to you two.

"hell no."

"ew."

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"then stop stealing my kills!"

"i'll stop once you get better at aiming!"

sparky huffs, crossing their arms over their chest in a frustrating manner. wraith watches as they both started arguing over something so small.

'how can they get along when this is what they do all the time?' wraith thinks, watching them both.

crypto turns on his heel, walking away. sparky glares at him, then tapping the ground in a rhythm. a small bolt of electricity travels over from them, to crypto. crypto jolts up, feeling a shock travel through his body. he stops in his place, turning to face sparky. they turn their head, not meeting his eyes. they open one eye to see him already walking back to them.

"당신은 너무 죽었습니다!"

wraith heard laughing and screaming come from behind her. she turns her head to see crypto scolding sparky in his native language, while..pinching their cheeks in a aggressive way. sparky tries to pull away and probably run from him but he just kept them in place. wraith chuckles at them.

"ow oW that fucking hurts, crypto!"

"좋은!"

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"yo cryp, you needed energy right?" sparky asks, their voice echoing throughout the building.

"yeah, i need some."

crypto checked the amount he had left for his havoc while entering through a doorway. instantly something collided with his forehead. pain blossoming throughout that area. he fell back, holding his forehead as he heard someone else grunt in pain.

"idiot! what was that for?" he opens his eyes, hand still on his forehead.

"man i was gonna be romantic and give you the ammo but you just had to walk!" sparky counters, holding their forehead.

"do you not want me to walk?!"

"thats not what i meant, you sesame seed bitch!"

meanwhile, bangalore just witness their squabbling while sparky was upside down.

'are they even friends?' 

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when most legends have both crypto and sparky as their teammates, they would just think-are they even on good terms? or do they just hate each other. sparky, someone who would curse you out in the many languages while being a full on crack head around their friends. crypto, someone who is more stoic and serious about winning, and basically won't hesitate to shoot you the moment he sees you. putting them together on the same squad sounded like a bad idea. but they have their moments. sometimes, fans would be watching them work together as an actual team and wipe out 5 squads in a matter of 10 minutes.

the legends gather around the bar, chattering filling up the whole entire room. sparky and crypto, who aren't a big fan of drinking that much, sat at the couches. both next to each other. which kinda worried the other legends about sparky being bored and annoying the hell out of him until he leaves.

bloodhound, who was constantly checking on the two, looks back. they see crypto laying down onto sparky's lap as if he were to be asleep. sparky had a hand resting their head. eyes closed to notify that they were asleep. bloodhound chuckles a bit under their breath, turning their attention back towards the conversation at hand.