A//N: I'm a freshman in high school and I hear some weird things. These are some of them.
Blitz: Hey Magnus, your jeans look very jean-y today
Magnus: Th-thanks...?
Alex: Technically the firefighter is the enemy of the fire
Magnus: I want a therapy crocodile
Alex: Me and Magnus were supposed to go on a date on Friday.
Mallory, seeing Magnus look confused: did he know about this? you need consent, Alex
TJ, snickering: Don't forget the condom
Alex, pulling Magnus out into the hallway while he's sitting on a chair: You're in timeout, put your nose in the corner.
Alex, to Magnus: Welcome to Jimmy Johns, today I'll be giving you an 18-incher
Magnus: Canadian is just French
TJ, pointing to an electric plant: Who wants to go play on the jungle gym?!
Alex: I like killing people for fun
Magnus: Murder gang
Sam, tutoring Alex about history: It was basically the 1919 VSCO
It's a kinda short chapter, but I'm sure there'll be more shit that's said that's weird.
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MCGA Things
FanfictionI like, super-duper love this series so much. This'll just be a random book of different things that I come up with or are inspired by. Oneshots, headcanons, short stories, even some memes. Really anything. Requests are open, this will be subject to...
