Shauna bursts through the door
Shauna, at the others- Good morning friends let's get this brain damage.
Silver- I find being the quiet kid in class hilarious when the teacher sends loud students to sit with me because they know I won't talk and it's like...
Bad and naughty children get put with the silent man to atone for their crimes.
Hau- Shoutout to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodelling techniques.
Gladion- That got wierder with every word.
Lyra- Throwback to when my family left me alone the day after I got an early-growing wisdom tooth removed and all I did was play Mario.
TEXTS
Lyra- I'm goknba?
Bianca- You are goknba!
Lyra- How?
Lyra and Bianca have big hat solidarity
Hilbert- There are five frogs staring at me right now.
Hilda- But only one can be America's next top model.
Ethan- Nobody has succeeded in killing me yet and I think that's kinda epic.
Dawn- Sir, will you please stop doing the worm, your wife is in labour!
Barry- Ma'am, will you please stop being in labour, your husband is doing the worm.
Ethan- Cool new prank guys, let's cause Yellowstone to erupt.
Dawn- But then the world would end!
Ethan- Don't worry, we'll just tell everyone it's a prank.
Yellowstone volcano approaching record levels of activity
Calem- Ethan what did you do?
Ethan- Just a prank, don't worry.
Yellowstone supervolcano could blow faster than we thought it would
Leaf- ETHAN!
Ethan- JUST A PRANK, DON' T WORRY!
Silver- Have you ever been handcuffed?
Hilda- Sexually, or by law enforcement?
Bianca- All of you treat me like the innocent child who needs to be protected but none of you know about my knife stick.
It's a knife taped to a stick and it's the ultimate weapon. >:(
Cheren- ...A spear.
Bianca- Guess who's my first victim.
