(httyd+brave+tangled+rotg)watching the adventures of the big 4

Chapter 15 if merida was a mom

Summary: a very funny video and cuss warning and inappropriate words.
Everyone looked a little confuse.
It shows merida waking up with kitchen stuff all over her.
Merida: Fuck I’ve been washing dishes in my sleep again! WE’RE FUCKING LATE FOR SCHOOL!
Everyone laughed.
Then merida ran to the living room.
Merida: rapunzel go grab eugene!- No not by that!”
Everyone burst out laughing.
Then it shows hiccup pouring a bowl of cereal as merida Grabs bowl of cereal and yEETS it across the room.
Merida: No time for cereal! We’re doing granola bars!
Then merida Grabs granola bar.
Merida: No, No time for granola bars!
Then merida Throws granola bars across room.
Everyone giggled as issa was eating one.
Merida: f### it We’re just gonna have breakfast for lunch and lunch for dinner, everyone have coffee
cause Dinner’s happening at 3 in the morning!
Merida was drinking a coffee and so was hiccup.
Merida: No you cant have milk on taco Tuesday!
It shows hiccup and merida.
Kara: Because it’s not Mexican! Now go eat your Dorito’s. That you stole-.
Then hiccup Gets hit in the face with bag of Doritos.
Merida: sorry hiccup.
Hiccup: its ok merida.
Then it shows merida on the phine as the other three was talking to eachother.
Merida: No I don’t have a favorite child. I do have a least favorite one and it’s the youngest.
Rapunzel looks angry.
Rapunzel just laughed.
Then it shows eugene Playing soccer.
Merida disappointed: “Come on! Make me wanna be your mom!”
Then eugene Kicks merida face with the ball.
Merida: Ow!- I’m telling rapunzel about your wet dreams!”
Eugene blushed and sank down as rapunzel was laughing.
Then it shows merida and the others watching Tv.
Merida: “I like that Ellen, she’s not a bad lesbian”
Then it shows merida shoving a casserole on jack mouth.
Merida: Now shut up and eat this casserole like it’s a##.
Jack was eating a donut and was hoping to get the taste out.
Then it shows rapuznel in a costume and in a dry pole.
Rapunzel on the phone: MERIDA I NEED HELP  I PASSED OUT AND JACK AND EUGENE PUT ME IN A DINO COSTUME AND THEN THEY PUT ME IN THE POOL.
Everyone burst out laughing as rapunzel sank down.
Merida still on the phone: “No it’s hiccup this time and he’s getting away with one of my good Casseroles!
Then it shows hiccup in a child’s play car Driving away with casserole.
Everyone burst out laughing as hiccup was blushing.
Them merida Grabs the casserole and kicks the car away.
Merida: Okay crisis averted.
Merida patted hiccup on the back.
Then it shows merida putting jack im the oven.
Kara: It’s not a crime if it’s your kids-.
All but merida: merida!
Merida was just laughing as jack threw a pillow at her.
Then it shows merida with a toy kitchen and a dtroller as she gives them to rapunzel,jack and hiccup.
Kara: Mama got you a kitchen and a stroller so you’re ready to give up on your dreams!
Then it shows merida Locked by baby gate as she struggling to unlock the gate.
Merida: Son of a b####- You open this gate right now or I’m counting to 3! 1.. 4- ... Ya’ll shouldn’t drop out of college!”
Merida rolled her eyes.
Then it shows merida carring all the toilet paper.
Merida: That’s it you just lost toilet paper privileges, have fun getting creative.
Issa was laughing her a## off.
Then it shows merida with frying pans.
Merida: “I’M GONNA START COOKING DINNER IN T-MINUS 5 SECONDS!”
Then she starts Throwing caution tape everywhere in the kitchen.
Everyone nodded as merida glared at them.
Kara: “I NEED THE KITCHEN EVACUATED FOR 5 HOURS! EVACUATE THE KITCHEN!!”
Everyone giggled.
Then it shows merida with eugene. Merida: If you don’t like my casserole you’re a retard and a liar. Or worse, a vegan.”
Then it shows merida and rapunzel in a car.
Kara: Nope, you just lost seatbelt privileges motherfucker-
Then merida Takes rapunzel seatbelt off.
Everyone laughed.
Then it shows hiccup in a car with merida when a car honks at them so she sticks her head out of the window and looks at the car that honked at them.
Merida: HONK AT ME ONE MORE TIME! I WILL GROW A DICK AND FUCK YOU!
Everyone looked at merida.
Merida: i have three younger brothers!
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Author: hey guys so i hope you enjoy this chapter and ill see you guys in the next chapter bye!