"IT'S SO WET ALEX!"
"I know, baby, it's okay. We're gonna get you all cleaned up."
Alex and I were currently cleaning cups, and for some reason, Alex kept cooing the cups saying, "We're gonna get you all cleaned up. You keep getting wetter and wetter."
But the cup isn't the only thing that needs to dry off.
So does my laundry.
*HELLO. WE. ARE. ONE. DIRECTION... YAY!*
My ringtone went off. (A/N I'm not an actual carrot, so fuck off)
"Hello?" I answered the phone.
"Hello, this is Barack Obama and I'd like you to come and visit the White House."
"REALLY? NO WAY!"
"Yes way, that is if Alex is coming, of course."
"DEFINITELY! But uh... May I ask why him?"
"Um.. I'LL SEE YOU IN P.E."
And with that, the conversation ended.
A/N : JUICY SHIT IS COMING UP MY HOME SKILLET BISCUITS, SO STICK AROUND.
ANSWER THE SHIT BELOW OR MY MUM IS CALLING UR MUM
1. Can you guys believe that THIS GIRL that is writing this fanfic will be representing veterans all over the world by marching in the parade (bc JROTC) downtown for Veterans Day? Believe it, lmao.
2. Did anyone actually dress up for Halloween instead of being the typical & basic "cat" hoe that only has those painted on whiskers + kitty ears, lmao?
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More Than Just A Scanner (Alex from Target)
Fanfiction"Who's that?" "Oh that's Alex. Stay away from him, he's a scanner." "No... He's more than just a scanner."
